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Jun 13, 2021 16:04:34   #
“They “, can hear every word you utter and it’s all being recorded.If you have wired or Wi-Fi internet and a cell phone, watch out-your in big trouble. Cell phones are their best friend, a dream come true! Just remember that everything you say, do or write down can be used against you. Embrace technology, but don’t trust it. Even that somewhat newer auto with all the nice features may not be safe. Just think you are being monitored at every turn. Scary but true, what kind of country do we live in now??? Remember their words “I’m watching you!”. 🤭🤫🦻👀
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Jun 13, 2021 15:29:55   #
Thanks plumbob for the post. Thanks Mr. Pepper for the poem. When at the fishing hole at the end of the day, it’s always one more cast or maybe 2 or 3, maybe 5 or 6. Never want to quit but then I can hear the wife calling me home. Oh how I miss my dad who taught me everything I know about fishing; one day I’ll see him again and we will be fishing for sure. 🎣🎣🎣
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Jun 13, 2021 15:02:18   #
Amen on Sunday. It says it all; each for the whole week and each week for the whole year. Thanks and thankful.🙏🙏!!
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Jun 13, 2021 14:53:56   #
Great and very funny story bb. Hope wulffy, Oz and Spirit enjoyed it as much as the rest of us. I’m still laughing just thinking about it. 😃😃😃
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Jun 13, 2021 14:35:15   #
Bad, Bad, Bad, bb. But maybe not, depends how much you like lobster. Wife doesn’t like lobster but thought it was funny anyway. Keep um coming!
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Jun 13, 2021 14:27:56   #
I haven’t been in a store shopping with the better half in over 40 years that has a fishing/hunting section/aisle except for Wallymart, and it sucks! Just wait and go by myself to Academy or BPS. She goes fishing/hunting w/me but not shopping; can’t wait to get out of the store.
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Jun 13, 2021 14:01:48   #
Right on Four - except I don’t use any cornmeal, flour, bread in my filling; just a little chopped celery, green onions, lots of chopped shrimp and crab meat with lots of butter and seasoning of choice. They will disappear, so plan accordingly!
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Jun 13, 2021 13:51:11   #
The eyes and ears are watching and listening to everything we are doing!!! Just learned “they “ can even listen through our tv’s, if you have a fairly new one-something called a”fake off”, and it’s connected to a modem.
What’s this country and world coming too?🤫🤭👎🏿👮‍♀️🦻👀
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Jun 11, 2021 21:42:07   #
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3. The boy said “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister and she is in Grade 4.” The Madam had finally had enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test boy with some questions from Grade 4.
Principal: What is 3+3? Boy: 6
Principal: What is 6+6? Boy: 12
The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2? Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don’t have? Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts with a “C”and ends with a “T”, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains a whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky?
The principal eyes opened really wide, but before he could say anything, the boy took charge. Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me; you tie me down to get me up , and I get wet before you do? Boy: Tent.
At this point the principal was looking very uneasy and restless.
Madam: A finger goes in me; you fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first? Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good? Boy: Nose.
Madam:I have a stiff shaft. My point penetrates. I come with a quiver? Boy: Arrow.
Principal: Oh my God. But Madam continues.
Madam: What starts with “F” ends with a “k” and if you get it, your to use your hand? Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, its longer with some men than others, the Pope does not use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname.
Principal: Ohooo! About to pass out.
Madam: What part of a man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like a pumpkin and is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh! Breaths a sigh of relief and says to the Madam, “send this bloody boy to the University. I myself got all of the questions wrong.”

How about you? How many right?
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Jun 11, 2021 20:36:51   #
I’m with you there Big A. In the short period of 6 months I lost 2 of my very best friends and both of my younger brothers; my baby bro at only 40. Sometimes life sucks and you ask “what’s next, can it get any worse?”. Not a good thing. Sorry for your losses. Blessings and may God be with you.
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Jun 11, 2021 17:43:41   #
Ouch, but so true. Thanks, mistred64.
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Jun 11, 2021 17:40:46   #
Good info Big A and good suggestion RJS. Save the tree and help cut the waiting time considerably. LOL dogs.
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Jun 11, 2021 17:35:32   #
Wow! That’s not the ending I was expecting. Neat twist to a funny story.
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Jun 11, 2021 17:29:42   #
OMG. Them Catholics tell it like it is and get to the point. Them priests guys must have a blast hearing all that stuff.
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Jun 11, 2021 17:24:09   #
Thanks BF, where is that BB when you need him. Take it to the bank. 😜😜😜
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