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Jun 10, 2021 20:07:50   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Recently, BB got a call from the IRS.

The agent on the phone says, “We’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly and we got'ta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” BadBobby thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.

The next day BB and his lawyer show up to the IRS office and the man there says, ”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” Our BB replies, ”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this: I'll bet you $10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and BB takes out his glass eye and bites it. BB then says, ”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I'll bet you $20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute, and realizing BB can't be blind, takes the bet. BB takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.

BB then says, ”Alright...last chance. I'll bet you $50,000 I can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible so takes the bet. FS's Ol' Feller unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agent's desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “Ha-ha! I got'cha now!” But BB's lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands and says, ”He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”

The Legend lives on

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Jun 10, 2021 20:38:38   #
Foodfisher Loc: Chula Vista in so. Cal
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Recently, BB got a call from the IRS.

The agent on the phone says, “We’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly and we got'ta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” BadBobby thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.

The next day BB and his lawyer show up to the IRS office and the man there says, ”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” Our BB replies, ”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this: I'll bet you $10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and BB takes out his glass eye and bites it. BB then says, ”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I'll bet you $20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute, and realizing BB can't be blind, takes the bet. BB takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.

BB then says, ”Alright...last chance. I'll bet you $50,000 I can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible so takes the bet. FS's Ol' Feller unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agent's desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “Ha-ha! I got'cha now!” But BB's lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands and says, ”He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”

The Legend lives on
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Gotta call BB when things get down to the nitty gritty

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Jun 10, 2021 21:16:03   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
He definitely got it figured out ahead of time 🤣🤯

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Jun 10, 2021 21:44:24   #
J in Cleveland Loc: Cleveland, Ohio
 
Grandpa taught me if the IRS ever comes a calling. Bring a huge box of unorganized receipts and make them earn it. But BB has got it figured out!!!! Funny as always BF. Thanks!

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Jun 10, 2021 22:10:38   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Houston TX
 
Well BB, that was all a joke, let's see you do it in real life! Just Sayin...RJS

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Jun 10, 2021 22:25:28   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Recently, BB got a call from the IRS.

The agent on the phone says, “We’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly and we got'ta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” BadBobby thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.

The next day BB and his lawyer show up to the IRS office and the man there says, ”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” Our BB replies, ”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this: I'll bet you $10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and BB takes out his glass eye and bites it. BB then says, ”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I'll bet you $20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute, and realizing BB can't be blind, takes the bet. BB takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.

BB then says, ”Alright...last chance. I'll bet you $50,000 I can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible so takes the bet. FS's Ol' Feller unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agent's desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “Ha-ha! I got'cha now!” But BB's lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands and says, ”He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”

The Legend lives on
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That's our Bad Bobby.
Thanks for the laughs BF, nice to have you back.

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Jun 11, 2021 05:56:14   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
BB's too old a cat to be screwed by a kitten😂
Good one BF

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Jun 11, 2021 06:17:16   #
flyguy Loc: So. Padre Island, TX. 1 & 2, & S.E. MN. 3-12
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Recently, BB got a call from the IRS.

The agent on the phone says, “We’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly and we got'ta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” BadBobby thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.

The next day BB and his lawyer show up to the IRS office and the man there says, ”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” Our BB replies, ”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this: I'll bet you $10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and BB takes out his glass eye and bites it. BB then says, ”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I'll bet you $20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute, and realizing BB can't be blind, takes the bet. BB takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.

BB then says, ”Alright...last chance. I'll bet you $50,000 I can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible so takes the bet. FS's Ol' Feller unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agent's desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “Ha-ha! I got'cha now!” But BB's lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands and says, ”He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”

The Legend lives on
Recently, BB got a call from the IRS. br br The a... (show quote)


That bb is a crafty ol' pup.

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Jun 11, 2021 07:04:00   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
BB Hand ded that last one with precise Aim.

I want to be just like him one day.

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Jun 11, 2021 09:28:02   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
BB Hand ded that last one with precise Aim.

I want to be just like him one day.


He is proof we do not have to grow up.

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Jun 11, 2021 09:47:46   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
He is proof we do not have to grow up.


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Jun 11, 2021 14:01:41   #
Yankeeblue Loc: Manchester CT (near Hartford)
 
BB is my hero. Thanks BF, that was very funny. You weren't BB's lawyer were you?

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Jun 11, 2021 14:36:43   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Recently, BB got a call from the IRS.

The agent on the phone says, “We’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly and we got'ta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” BadBobby thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.

The next day BB and his lawyer show up to the IRS office and the man there says, ”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” Our BB replies, ”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this: I'll bet you $10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and BB takes out his glass eye and bites it. BB then says, ”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I'll bet you $20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute, and realizing BB can't be blind, takes the bet. BB takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.

BB then says, ”Alright...last chance. I'll bet you $50,000 I can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible so takes the bet. FS's Ol' Feller unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agent's desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “Ha-ha! I got'cha now!” But BB's lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands and says, ”He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”

The Legend lives on
Recently, BB got a call from the IRS. br br The a... (show quote)


Haha that's a great one BF I bet BB will even like that one 😁👍

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Jun 11, 2021 16:18:24   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Whitey wrote:
Haha that's a great one BF I bet BB will even like that one 😁👍

We'll see how he likes my latest with regards to The Ancient One...

https://www.fishingstage.com/t-37938-1.html#462525

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Jun 11, 2021 16:55:53   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Lol that's a great one also BF

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