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Jun 11, 2021 16:17:20   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied, he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly man in the rear...BadBobby.

"BB, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

To which BB replied, "I don't have any."

The pastor said, "I'm sorry, BB, but that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Almost ninety-five."

"Then, BB, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be nearly ninety-five, and not have an enemy in the world."

The Ol' Feller tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around, smiled and said:

"It's simple enough. I've out-lived all the sons-of-bitches."

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Jun 11, 2021 16:47:35   #
TXmudbug Loc: Houston TX
 
Amen to BB, at 95 he has proudly outlived most of his friends also , it’s sad to say but true.
laissez les bons temps rouller

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Jun 11, 2021 16:55:11   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied, he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly man in the rear...BadBobby.

"BB, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

To which BB replied, "I don't have any."

The pastor said, "I'm sorry, BB, but that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Almost ninety-five."

"Then, BB, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be nearly ninety-five, and not have an enemy in the world."

The Ol' Feller tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around, smiled and said:

"It's simple enough. I've out-lived all the sons-of-bitches."
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "For... (show quote)


That is another great one lmao. Do you think this stuff up or you finding this stuff somewhere BF.

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Jun 11, 2021 18:37:26   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Whitey wrote:
That is another great one lmao. Do you think this stuff up or you finding this stuff somewhere BF.

Observing BB over the years inspires me. His life provides a treasure trove of offbeat stories...all true.

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Jun 11, 2021 20:08:55   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
TXmudbug wrote:
Amen to BB, at 95 he has proudly outlived most of his friends also , it’s sad to say but true.
laissez les bons temps rouller



Starting to get what that feels like - have lost three of my best friends
and two younger siblings since
2012 - it doesn't get any easier as more and more are left behind,
either ! Have always wondered if longevity was truly a blessing or
a curse - maybe it's true that only
the good die young ? All my former
friends and siblings WERE younger
than me !

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Jun 11, 2021 20:36:51   #
TXmudbug Loc: Houston TX
 
I’m with you there Big A. In the short period of 6 months I lost 2 of my very best friends and both of my younger brothers; my baby bro at only 40. Sometimes life sucks and you ask “what’s next, can it get any worse?”. Not a good thing. Sorry for your losses. Blessings and may God be with you.

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Jun 11, 2021 20:51:29   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Thanks ! Mine came in 2 stages -
youngest brother and best friend about 3 months apart in 2012, then lost a younger sister and two good friends between March and Sept.,
2016 !

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Jun 12, 2021 01:05:43   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Observing BB over the years inspires me. His life provides a treasure trove of offbeat stories...all true.


That's great BF. The ones after I'm so sorry for your lose. I've lost a great friend that I started kindergarten with not too long ago and it is tough sometimes you just want to text them call them talk to them and you can't. Let alone just go out an take a ride an have a beer with them and look at the beautiful countryside but you can't. ITS HARD MAN I DONT CARE WHO YA ARE. NIGHT

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Jun 12, 2021 08:03:45   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied, he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly man in the rear...BadBobby.

"BB, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

To which BB replied, "I don't have any."

The pastor said, "I'm sorry, BB, but that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Almost ninety-five."

"Then, BB, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be nearly ninety-five, and not have an enemy in the world."

The Ol' Feller tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around, smiled and said:

"It's simple enough. I've out-lived all the sons-of-bitches."
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "For... (show quote)


That’s the bed revenge, out live those bastards.

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Jun 12, 2021 08:43:13   #
kandydisbar Loc: West Orange, NJ
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied, he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly man in the rear...BadBobby.

"BB, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

To which BB replied, "I don't have any."

The pastor said, "I'm sorry, BB, but that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Almost ninety-five."

"Then, BB, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be nearly ninety-five, and not have an enemy in the world."

The Ol' Feller tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around, smiled and said:

"It's simple enough. I've out-lived all the sons-of-bitches."
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "For... (show quote)


LOL!! Good one!

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Jun 12, 2021 09:12:26   #
cking Loc: Denton, Texs
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied, he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly man in the rear...BadBobby.

"BB, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

To which BB replied, "I don't have any."

The pastor said, "I'm sorry, BB, but that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Almost ninety-five."

"Then, BB, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be nearly ninety-five, and not have an enemy in the world."

The Ol' Feller tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around, smiled and said:

"It's simple enough. I've out-lived all the sons-of-bitches."
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "For... (show quote)

Belly Laugh!!

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Jun 12, 2021 16:12:00   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied, he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly man in the rear...BadBobby.

"BB, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

To which BB replied, "I don't have any."

The pastor said, "I'm sorry, BB, but that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Almost ninety-five."

"Then, BB, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be nearly ninety-five, and not have an enemy in the world."

The Ol' Feller tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around, smiled and said:

"It's simple enough. I've out-lived all the sons-of-bitches."
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "For... (show quote)


Why is it I can see that actually happening? 🤔🤔🤔

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Jun 13, 2021 11:41:14   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Why is it I can see that actually happening? 🤔🤔🤔


because you and BF have the same kinda minds


lower class

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Jun 13, 2021 14:17:25   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
because you and BF have the same kinda minds


lower class


Why thanks for noticing. I’m moving up in the world. 👍👍👍

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Jun 13, 2021 14:47:52   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Why thanks for noticing. I’m moving up in the world. 👍👍👍


You're right, Four ! Great minds certainly DO think alike !

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