audigger53 wrote:
Sent to me by a friend, and no I don't play Golf. LOL
2 guys grow up together, after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach, Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
Age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?" "Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those broads with the big racks, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs." "You're on!"
Age 42, they meet and play golf again.
"Where you wanna go for lunch?
"Hooters."
"Again? Why?"
"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games." "OK."
Age 52 they meet and play again. "So, where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?" "The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
Age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
Age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters"
. "Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
Age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before." ;-)
Sent to me by a friend, and no I don't play Golf. ... (
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Big hitting golfer comes in to pro shop and relates his recent Eye surgery requires that someone go with him to watch and see where he hits the ball. Club Manager points out a elderly gentlemen sitting in the corner and suggest that the elderly gent still has good eyesight and might go with him. Big golfer ask the man and he says he would love to do it just to get out in the fresh air. They go to the first tee and the elderly Gent is instructed to watch the ball. The Big golfer knocks the hell out of the ball, turns to the Gent and asked him if he saw where he hit the ball; Yep, the old man replies . Big guy says tell me where it went please. Old gent says, I can't remember!