Anybass wrote:
I bought a new truck. It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.
โNelson,โ the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, โRicky or Willie? โWillieโ he continued, and โOn The Road Againโ flowed from the speakers. Then he said, โRay Charles,โ and in an instant โGeorgia On My Mindโ replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away so happy, and for the next few days every time I'd say, โBeethovenโ I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, โBeatlesโ I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, this woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled at her, โCrazy B***h!โ
The radio replied, โHillary, Maxine, Kamala, Warren, Ocasio, or Pelosi?โ
- GOD, I love this truck!
I bought a new truck. It'll run on hydrogen, gasol... (
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