Going to mix up the thoughts post the next few days as we approach our 2nd most loved holiday from those youthful days. I will start with a ghost story today in hopes it chills your bones to relay one of your own as well to our FS members.



The year was 1994 and the wife was a realtor showing houses in down town Ellicott City area of Maryland. Just another day with a new customer. “ So she thought “. After all, Friday the 13th does have its quirks as we all know.

Around that 5pm sun dipping below the horizon time of day. The air had a Fall crispness to it even with a hint of moisture from a heavy dew setting in for the night before Halloween known as mischief night. Some say odd occurrences seem to take place along with childish pranks throughout neighborhoods on this sought after night of trickery.

The house to be shown was just a simple 1900 style side street abode long overdue in need of exterior re facing, but yet a charm to it that just maybe some one from this present time could make it into a home with a new enticement for living among such local antiquity.

Upon approaching with admiration of the structure, I was told a chill was felt by both the wife and the potential client raising the hair up on their sweater covered arms.

With eyes upon each other the wife knocked on the door. Leaves below their feet swirling about, papers in her grasp wanting freedom and did not see it, but a cat’s meow off in the distance.

With thoughts of a possible black cat’s crossing their path, again another knock at the door, but this time a twist of the door knob with no avail to see if it was unlocked. Footsteps within the dwelling were heard and some sense of relief came across these 2 ladies shorten moments of panic.

Shortly after the last sound of foot steps there came a voice from inside. “ Who is it “ said the male voice? So, with a cheery declaration as one could come up with while in anticipation of who is on the other side, the wait once again for the door to be unfasten and let in was at hand.

“ I will be right there “ said the voice as the street lights came on for the evening revealing there eerie shadows on the door before them.

Then, just as swift as the street lights illumination, head lights are seen coming up the street in the misty fog bank coming from Main Street. With much anticipation the selling realtor’s late arrival to the house and only smile among the 3 ladies is finally here.

With ample regret for being late the other agent said: “ Why are you standing outside, no one lives here and I left the door un locked for you ”? As she ushered them through the door way into what at one time was the Ellicott City jail.

Within 2 minutes time, a walk thru was completed while discovering the binding chains still anchored securely in the dingy cold stone basement walls. At last a hasty decision was at hand.

Yes, a true story everyone and no ghost was seen and obviously No sale for my wife that bone chilling Fall Evening.

I hope this one doesn't upset any of you. I have was hesitant to post it.
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺


"No mound of parchment can be so formed as to stand against the sweeping torrent of boundless ambition on the one side, aided by the sapping current of corrupted morals on the other." —George Washington (1789)

Fellow Patriots, on this day in 1962, the Cuban Missile Crisis was triggered when President John F. Kennedy learned of missile bases in Cuba. Today, the president is busy pandering to b****s by honoring the birth of a thug who happened to be k**led be police. —Mark Alexander

Not happy in Gaza……
This would be funnier if it were not, in many ways, so sadly true….
But, read it all cause it is Funny as Hell...
Hack🇺🇸👍👍


They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ...

SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia ..
They're happy in Canada ..
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland ..
They're happy in Denmark ..

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !

AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How frigging dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel s**t
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???

Well No S**t Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!