Probably should have opted for "ATTIC" but we'll see. ๐
Hack ๐บ๐ธ ๐บ ๐บ
When she said "Friends with benefits" I assumed that she owned a liquor store
A large Viagra shipment was stolen from a CVS Pharmacy. The police are looking for a band of hardened criminals
If Dorothy were to meet men with no brains, no heart and no balls she would not be in Oz she would be in Congress
I was drinking a margarita and the bartender suddenly yelled "Does anyone know CPR?" I replied that I knew the whole damn alphabet. Everyone laughed. Well except for this one guy.
I am not bragging but this morning I went into another room and instantly remembered why I had gone there. Well it was the bathroom but still--
I dated Wonder Woman for a while. She was always wondering where she left her keys, where she put the phone, what she saw in me.
Instead of arming teachers with guns arm parents with belts and switches. Worked really well a while back
The Washington Post noted that the Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Council recently voted to remove Donald Trump's star because of his "disturbing treatment of women and other actions that do not meet the shared values...of the Countryโ NOTE:The stars of Ken Spacey (Pedophile), Bill Cosby (Rapist) and O.J Simpson (Murderer) are still there.
From a female lumberjack --If a tree in the forest falls on your ex and no one hears it you should still ditch the chain saw.
A friend of mine was sitting in a bar next to two very large women. They had an unusual accents so he asked "Are you two ladies from Scotland?". They said "It's Wales you idiot, Wales" So he said "OK are you two Whales from Scotland?" Claims he does not remember much after that.
A friend of mine changed his horn so it sounds like shot gun blasts. He says that people move out of the way much faster. Works especially well with jaywalkers.
If Dorothy were to meet men with no brains, no heart and no balls she would not be in Oz she would be in Congress
True ๐
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
hacksaw wrote:
Probably should have opted for "ATTIC" but we'll see. ๐
Hack ๐บ๐ธ ๐บ ๐บ
When she said "Friends with benefits" I assumed that she owned a liquor store
A large Viagra shipment was stolen from a CVS Pharmacy. The police are looking for a band of hardened criminals
If Dorothy were to meet men with no brains, no heart and no balls she would not be in Oz she would be in Congress
I was drinking a margarita and the bartender suddenly yelled "Does anyone know CPR?" I replied that I knew the whole damn alphabet. Everyone laughed. Well except for this one guy.
I am not bragging but this morning I went into another room and instantly remembered why I had gone there. Well it was the bathroom but still--
I dated Wonder Woman for a while. She was always wondering where she left her keys, where she put the phone, what she saw in me.
Instead of arming teachers with guns arm parents with belts and switches. Worked really well a while back
The Washington Post noted that the Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Council recently voted to remove Donald Trump's star because of his "disturbing treatment of women and other actions that do not meet the shared values...of the Countryโ NOTE:The stars of Ken Spacey (Pedophile), Bill Cosby (Rapist) and O.J Simpson (Murderer) are still there.
From a female lumberjack --If a tree in the forest falls on your ex and no one hears it you should still ditch the chain saw.
A friend of mine was sitting in a bar next to two very large women. They had an unusual accents so he asked "Are you two ladies from Scotland?". They said "It's Wales you idiot, Wales" So he said "OK are you two Whales from Scotland?" Claims he does not remember much after that.
A friend of mine changed his horn so it sounds like shot gun blasts. He says that people move out of the way much faster. Works especially well with jaywalkers.
Probably should have opted for "ATTIC" b... (
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Its in the attic now. Didn't last long.
Got some good ones there hack
hacksaw wrote:
Probably should have opted for "ATTIC" but we'll see. ๐
Hack ๐บ๐ธ ๐บ ๐บ
When she said "Friends with benefits" I assumed that she owned a liquor store
A large Viagra shipment was stolen from a CVS Pharmacy. The police are looking for a band of hardened criminals
If Dorothy were to meet men with no brains, no heart and no balls she would not be in Oz she would be in Congress
I was drinking a margarita and the bartender suddenly yelled "Does anyone know CPR?" I replied that I knew the whole damn alphabet. Everyone laughed. Well except for this one guy.
I am not bragging but this morning I went into another room and instantly remembered why I had gone there. Well it was the bathroom but still--
I dated Wonder Woman for a while. She was always wondering where she left her keys, where she put the phone, what she saw in me.
Instead of arming teachers with guns arm parents with belts and switches. Worked really well a while back
The Washington Post noted that the Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Council recently voted to remove Donald Trump's star because of his "disturbing treatment of women and other actions that do not meet the shared values...of the Countryโ NOTE:The stars of Ken Spacey (Pedophile), Bill Cosby (Rapist) and O.J Simpson (Murderer) are still there.
From a female lumberjack --If a tree in the forest falls on your ex and no one hears it you should still ditch the chain saw.
A friend of mine was sitting in a bar next to two very large women. They had an unusual accents so he asked "Are you two ladies from Scotland?". They said "It's Wales you idiot, Wales" So he said "OK are you two Whales from Scotland?" Claims he does not remember much after that.
A friend of mine changed his horn so it sounds like shot gun blasts. He says that people move out of the way much faster. Works especially well with jaywalkers.
Probably should have opted for "ATTIC" b... (
show quote)
Good ones Hack. A good friend years back installed an air compressor and a train horn on his old truck. You want to see people get out of the way. They even run red lights.
Truly excellent, no matter where they stashed it.
hacksaw wrote:
Probably should have opted for "ATTIC" but we'll see. ๐
Hack ๐บ๐ธ ๐บ ๐บ
When she said "Friends with benefits" I assumed that she owned a liquor store
A large Viagra shipment was stolen from a CVS Pharmacy. The police are looking for a band of hardened criminals
If Dorothy were to meet men with no brains, no heart and no balls she would not be in Oz she would be in Congress
I was drinking a margarita and the bartender suddenly yelled "Does anyone know CPR?" I replied that I knew the whole damn alphabet. Everyone laughed. Well except for this one guy.
I am not bragging but this morning I went into another room and instantly remembered why I had gone there. Well it was the bathroom but still--
I dated Wonder Woman for a while. She was always wondering where she left her keys, where she put the phone, what she saw in me.
Instead of arming teachers with guns arm parents with belts and switches. Worked really well a while back
The Washington Post noted that the Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Council recently voted to remove Donald Trump's star because of his "disturbing treatment of women and other actions that do not meet the shared values...of the Countryโ NOTE:The stars of Ken Spacey (Pedophile), Bill Cosby (Rapist) and O.J Simpson (Murderer) are still there.
From a female lumberjack --If a tree in the forest falls on your ex and no one hears it you should still ditch the chain saw.
A friend of mine was sitting in a bar next to two very large women. They had an unusual accents so he asked "Are you two ladies from Scotland?". They said "It's Wales you idiot, Wales" So he said "OK are you two Whales from Scotland?" Claims he does not remember much after that.
A friend of mine changed his horn so it sounds like shot gun blasts. He says that people move out of the way much faster. Works especially well with jaywalkers.
Probably should have opted for "ATTIC" b... (
show quote)
LMAO, not attic material in my opinion, just funny stuff, Thanks Hack.
Graywulff wrote:
LMAO, not attic material in my opinion, just funny stuff, Thanks Hack.
Thanks buddy. My fav is the Wales joke.
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
I was just back here, โing to see what else has been posted, then "scrolled" all the way down to an advertisement for a T-shirt = "GONNA ASK MY MOM IF THAT OFFER TO SLAP ME INTO NEXT YEAR IS STILL ON THE TABLE" (I wouldn't have made mention of that, but, in the past; I Know that some of us have gotten differing "Click-Bait".)
Gordon wrote:
Its in the attic now. Didn't last long.
Yup. I got a PM. I missed the political part. Itโs ok. I broke the rules again.๐
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
hacksaw wrote:
Yup. I got a PM. I missed the political part. Itโs ok. I broke the rules again.๐
Hack ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐บ
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