Probably should have opted for "ATTIC" but we'll see. 👁
Hack 🇺🇸 🍺 🍺



When she said "Friends with benefits" I assumed that she owned a liquor store

A large Viagra shipment was stolen from a CVS Pharmacy. The police are looking for a band of hardened criminals

If Dorothy were to meet men with no brains, no heart and no balls she would not be in Oz she would be in Congress

I was drinking a margarita and the bartender suddenly yelled "Does anyone know CPR?" I replied that I knew the whole damn alphabet. Everyone laughed. Well except for this one guy.

I am not bragging but this morning I went into another room and instantly remembered why I had gone there. Well it was the bathroom but still--

I dated Wonder Woman for a while. She was always wondering where she left her keys, where she put the phone, what she saw in me.

Instead of arming teachers with guns arm parents with belts and switches. Worked really well a while back

The Washington Post noted that the Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Council recently v**ed to remove Donald Trump's star because of his "disturbing treatment of women and other actions that do not meet the shared values...of the Country” NOTE:The stars of Ken Spacey (P*******e), Bill Cosby (Rapist) and O.J Simpson (Murderer) are still there.

From a female lumberjack --If a tree in the forest falls on your ex and no one hears it you should still ditch the chain saw.

A friend of mine was sitting in a bar next to two very large women. They had an unusual accents so he asked "Are you two ladies from Scotland?". They said "It's Wales you i***t, Wales" So he said "OK are you two Whales from Scotland?" Claims he does not remember much after that.

A friend of mine changed his horn so it sounds like shot gun blasts. He says that people move out of the way much faster. Works especially well with jaywalkers.

Probably should have opted for "ATTIC" but we'll see. 👁
Hack 🇺🇸 🍺 🍺



When she said "Friends with benefits" I assumed that she owned a liquor store

A large Viagra shipment was stolen from a CVS Pharmacy. The police are looking for a band of hardened criminals

If Dorothy were to meet men with no brains, no heart and no balls she would not be in Oz she would be in Congress

I was drinking a margarita and the bartender suddenly yelled "Does anyone know CPR?" I replied that I knew the whole damn alphabet. Everyone laughed. Well except for this one guy.

I am not bragging but this morning I went into another room and instantly remembered why I had gone there. Well it was the bathroom but still--

I dated Wonder Woman for a while. She was always wondering where she left her keys, where she put the phone, what she saw in me.

Instead of arming teachers with guns arm parents with belts and switches. Worked really well a while back

The Washington Post noted that the Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Council recently v**ed to remove Donald Trump's star because of his "disturbing treatment of women and other actions that do not meet the shared values...of the Country” NOTE:The stars of Ken Spacey (P*******e), Bill Cosby (Rapist) and O.J Simpson (Murderer) are still there.

From a female lumberjack --If a tree in the forest falls on your ex and no one hears it you should still ditch the chain saw.

A friend of mine was sitting in a bar next to two very large women. They had an unusual accents so he asked "Are you two ladies from Scotland?". They said "It's Wales you i***t, Wales" So he said "OK are you two Whales from Scotland?" Claims he does not remember much after that.

A friend of mine changed his horn so it sounds like shot gun blasts. He says that people move out of the way much faster. Works especially well with jaywalkers.

Probably should have opted for "ATTIC" but we'll see. 👁
Hack 🇺🇸 🍺 🍺



When she said "Friends with benefits" I assumed that she owned a liquor store

A large Viagra shipment was stolen from a CVS Pharmacy. The police are looking for a band of hardened criminals

If Dorothy were to meet men with no brains, no heart and no balls she would not be in Oz she would be in Congress

I was drinking a margarita and the bartender suddenly yelled "Does anyone know CPR?" I replied that I knew the whole damn alphabet. Everyone laughed. Well except for this one guy.

I am not bragging but this morning I went into another room and instantly remembered why I had gone there. Well it was the bathroom but still--

I dated Wonder Woman for a while. She was always wondering where she left her keys, where she put the phone, what she saw in me.

Instead of arming teachers with guns arm parents with belts and switches. Worked really well a while back

The Washington Post noted that the Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Council recently v**ed to remove Donald Trump's star because of his "disturbing treatment of women and other actions that do not meet the shared values...of the Country” NOTE:The stars of Ken Spacey (P*******e), Bill Cosby (Rapist) and O.J Simpson (Murderer) are still there.

From a female lumberjack --If a tree in the forest falls on your ex and no one hears it you should still ditch the chain saw.

A friend of mine was sitting in a bar next to two very large women. They had an unusual accents so he asked "Are you two ladies from Scotland?". They said "It's Wales you i***t, Wales" So he said "OK are you two Whales from Scotland?" Claims he does not remember much after that.

A friend of mine changed his horn so it sounds like shot gun blasts. He says that people move out of the way much faster. Works especially well with jaywalkers.

And now, ¿widely accepted? as "the way it oughta be"?... I remember "a news-story"; about 40-ish years ago; where one of the loudest voices out there, "pushing" "Gun-Control", went and SHOT a young neighbor, for swimming in his private pool, one night... ¿Anybody else remember THAT?
It's ¿"Entitled Hypocrisy"? ... We'd all "do well", to NOT allow "gun control"; to = ANYTHING other than: "Being able to hit what you're shooting AT"!!!