hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Probably should have opted for "ATTIC" but we'll see. 👁
Hack 🇺🇸 🍺 🍺



When she said "Friends with benefits" I assumed that she owned a liquor store

A large Viagra shipment was stolen from a CVS Pharmacy. The police are looking for a band of hardened criminals

If Dorothy were to meet men with no brains, no heart and no balls she would not be in Oz she would be in Congress

I was drinking a margarita and the bartender suddenly yelled "Does anyone know CPR?" I replied that I knew the whole damn alphabet. Everyone laughed. Well except for this one guy.

I am not bragging but this morning I went into another room and instantly remembered why I had gone there. Well it was the bathroom but still--

I dated Wonder Woman for a while. She was always wondering where she left her keys, where she put the phone, what she saw in me.

Instead of arming teachers with guns arm parents with belts and switches. Worked really well a while back

The Washington Post noted that the Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Council recently v**ed to remove Donald Trump's star because of his "disturbing treatment of women and other actions that do not meet the shared values...of the Country” NOTE:The stars of Ken Spacey (P*******e), Bill Cosby (Rapist) and O.J Simpson (Murderer) are still there.

From a female lumberjack --If a tree in the forest falls on your ex and no one hears it you should still ditch the chain saw.

A friend of mine was sitting in a bar next to two very large women. They had an unusual accents so he asked "Are you two ladies from Scotland?". They said "It's Wales you i***t, Wales" So he said "OK are you two Whales from Scotland?" Claims he does not remember much after that.

A friend of mine changed his horn so it sounds like shot gun blasts. He says that people move out of the way much faster. Works especially well with jaywalkers.

Katriniagirl Loc: Jensen Beach Florida

Love them all

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

If Dorothy were to meet men with no brains, no heart and no balls she would not be in Oz she would be in Congress


True 👍

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Its in the attic now. Didn't last long.

Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania

Got some good ones there hack

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

Good ones Hack. A good friend years back installed an air compressor and a train horn on his old truck. You want to see people get out of the way. They even run red lights.

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

Truly excellent, no matter where they stashed it.

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

¡Thank you, Hack!

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

LMAO, not attic material in my opinion, just funny stuff, Thanks Hack.

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thank you Katrina. 👍
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks buddy. My fav is the Wales joke.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

You’re welcome Able.
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Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

I was just back here, ✓ing to see what else has been posted, then "scrolled" all the way down to an advertisement for a T-shirt = "GONNA ASK MY MOM IF THAT OFFER TO SLAP ME INTO NEXT YEAR IS STILL ON THE TABLE" (I wouldn't have made mention of that, but, in the past; I Know that some of us have gotten differing "Click-Bait".)

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Yup. I got a PM. I missed the political part. It’s ok. I broke the rules again.😕
Hack 🇺🇸🍺🍺

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Enjoyed everyone of them.