BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman went deer hunting...pairing off in twos for the day. That evening just before dark, Smoky returned alone staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's BadFisherman, " BB & OZ asked.
"Oh, he's about three miles back that'a way. BF shot himself in the foot and can't walk." Smoky replied.
"What, you left him alone, bleeding and unable to walk, yet brought that deer back to camp?" BB & OZ asked.
Smoky explained, "Well it was a tough call but I figgered no one would want to steal HIM.
Smoky added, "besides, revenge is a dish best served cold."
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman went deer hunting...pairing off in twos for the day. That evening just before dark, Smoky returned alone staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's BadFisherman, " BB & OZ asked.
"Oh, he's about three miles back that'a way. BF shot himself in the foot and can't walk." Smoky replied.
"What, you left him alone, bleeding and unable to walk, yet brought that deer back to camp?" BB & OZ asked.
Smoky explained, "Well it was a tough call but I figgered no one would want to steal HIM.
Smoky added, besides, "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman we... (
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Wonder what the time line was that Smoky pondered that thought.
I wouldn't have even made it to pondering.
Just serving up a little dessert B F.
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
Now we what happened to bb
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman went deer hunting...pairing off in twos for the day. That evening just before dark, Smoky returned alone staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's BadFisherman, " BB & OZ asked.
"Oh, he's about three miles back that'a way. BF shot himself in the foot and can't walk." Smoky replied.
"What, you left him alone, bleeding and unable to walk, yet brought that deer back to camp?" BB & OZ asked.
Smoky explained, "Well it was a tough call but I figgered no one would want to steal HIM.
Smoky added, "besides, revenge is a dish best served cold."
BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman we... (
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What happened the rest of the season
BB and OZ get a deer.
Always get the feeling something else is coming down the pike?
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman went deer hunting...pairing off in twos for the day. That evening just before dark, Smoky returned alone staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's BadFisherman, " BB & OZ asked.
"Oh, he's about three miles back that'a way. BF shot himself in the foot and can't walk." Smoky replied.
"What, you left him alone, bleeding and unable to walk, yet brought that deer back to camp?" BB & OZ asked.
Smoky explained, "Well it was a tough call but I figgered no one would want to steal HIM.
Smoky added, "besides, revenge is a dish best served cold."
BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman we... (
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Now where have I heard that line before "besides, revenge is a dish best served cold."
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman went deer hunting...pairing off in twos for the day. That evening just before dark, Smoky returned alone staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's BadFisherman, " BB & OZ asked.
"Oh, he's about three miles back that'a way. BF shot himself in the foot and can't walk." Smoky replied.
"What, you left him alone, bleeding and unable to walk, yet brought that deer back to camp?" BB & OZ asked.
Smoky explained, "Well it was a tough call but I figgered no one would want to steal HIM.
Smoky added, "besides, revenge is a dish best served cold."
BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman we... (
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Are you going to watch the US Open Golf Tournament at all? When are you going to make your call? I want to make sure I don't miss your response whenever you make it.
bahmer wrote:
Are you going to watch the US Open Golf Tournament at all? When are you going to make your call? I want to make sure I don't miss your response whenever you make it.
I will call BB on Saturday and post the results of that call as a thread: 'Word on BadBobby'
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
I will call BB on Saturday and post the results of that call as a thread: 'Word on BadBobby'
Thanks will look forward to that I hope. I hope that it is positive. Mrs. BB is 87 and BB is 94 so be gentle.
bahmer wrote:
Thanks will look forward to that I hope. I hope that it is positive. Mrs. BB is 87 and BB is 94 so be gentle.
Not to worry, as I revere the man. Keep in mind that BB posted over 25 times on last Wednesday and Thursday alone, without counting earlier last week. We simply have to keep thinking positive.
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
Not to worry, as I revere the man. Keep in mind that BB posted over 25 times on last Wednesday and Thursday alone, without counting earlier last week. We simply have to keep thinking positive.
So something happened on last Friday that is the cause of all of this concern then. I will keep my fingers crossed that whatever happened is not anything that is to big.
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman went deer hunting...pairing off in twos for the day. That evening just before dark, Smoky returned alone staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's BadFisherman, " BB & OZ asked.
"Oh, he's about three miles back that'a way. BF shot himself in the foot and can't walk." Smoky replied.
"What, you left him alone, bleeding and unable to walk, yet brought that deer back to camp?" BB & OZ asked.
Smoky explained, "Well it was a tough call but I figgered no one would want to steal HIM.
Smoky added, "besides, revenge is a dish best served cold."
BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman we... (
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OZ and Wulffy go deer hunting in Colorado. They aren't having much luck so they split up to cover more ground.
Wulffy hears some rustling in some trees. Convinced it's a deer and being tired from walking, he fires into the woods and hears a loud scream.
He runs into the woods and finds OZ on the ground, bleeding with a serious gunshot wound to the chest. "Oh my God, I shot OZ, Wulffy yells. He grabs his cell phone and dials 911.
"I shot my friend, Wulffy screams to the 911 operator. I think he is dead. Calm down, the operator says. Let's make sure he is dead first." There is a pause and then the operator hears a gunshot.
"Okay, now what?" Wulffy asks.
ghaynes1 wrote:
OZ and Wulffy go deer hunting in Colorado. They aren't having much luck so they split up to cover more ground.
Wulffy hears some rustling in some trees. Convinced it's a deer and being tired from walking, he fires into the woods and hears a loud scream.
He runs into the woods and finds OZ on the ground, bleeding with a serious gunshot wound to the chest. "Oh my God, I shot OZ, Wulffy yells. He grabs his cell phone and dials 911.
"I shot my friend, Wulffy screams to the 911 operator. I think he is dead. Calm down, the operator says. Let's make sure he is dead first." There is a pause and then the operator hears a gunshot.
"Okay, now what?" Wulffy asks.
OZ and Wulffy go deer hunting in Colorado. They ar... (
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A little one-ups-man-ship on my thread, G-Man
Well done
Mine is an oldy but goody. I liked yours better.
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