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Sep 17, 2020 12:38:44   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
What happened the rest of the season
BB and OZ get a deer.

Always get the feeling something else is coming down the pike?

Trust your gut, OZ...eventually, you'll get to Ghaynes1's post down the thread.

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Sep 17, 2020 12:40:18   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
OZ and Wulffy go deer hunting in Colorado. They aren't having much luck so they split up to cover more ground.

Wulffy hears some rustling in some trees. Convinced it's a deer and being tired from walking, he fires into the woods and hears a loud scream.

He runs into the woods and finds OZ on the ground, bleeding with a serious gunshot wound to the chest. "Oh my God, I shot OZ, Wulffy yells. He grabs his cell phone and dials 911.

"I shot my friend, Wulffy screams to the 911 operator. I think he is dead. Calm down, the operator says. Let's make sure he is dead first." There is a pause and then the operator hears a gunshot.

"Okay, now what?" Wulffy asks.

OZ and Wulffy go deer hunting in Colorado. They ar... (show quote)


So sad they were ( WERE ) best of friends too.

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Sep 17, 2020 12:40:49   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
bahmer wrote:
Now where have I heard that line before "besides, revenge is a dish best served cold."


Ricardo Montalbahn as Kahn.

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Sep 17, 2020 14:22:50   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Ricardo Montalbahn as Kahn.

Though it's loosely attributed to Oscar Wilde, the phrase has been around in different languages for centuries.

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Sep 17, 2020 14:48:37   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Trust your gut, OZ...eventually, you'll get to Ghaynes1's post down the thread.


Always trust my gut and sit with my back to the wall

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Sep 17, 2020 15:00:24   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Always trust my gut and sit with my back to the wall

According to an above post, you'd better keep an eye on Wulffie.

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Sep 17, 2020 16:24:40   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
BadFisherman wrote:
According to an above post, you'd better keep an eye on Wulffie.


Sleep with 1 eye open

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Sep 17, 2020 16:26:34   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
OZ and Wulffy go deer hunting in Colorado. They aren't having much luck so they split up to cover more ground.

Wulffy hears some rustling in some trees. Convinced it's a deer and being tired from walking, he fires into the woods and hears a loud scream.

He runs into the woods and finds OZ on the ground, bleeding with a serious gunshot wound to the chest. "Oh my God, I shot OZ, Wulffy yells. He grabs his cell phone and dials 911.

"I shot my friend, Wulffy screams to the 911 operator. I think he is dead. Calm down, the operator says. Let's make sure he is dead first." There is a pause and then the operator hears a gunshot.

"Okay, now what?" Wulffy asks.

OZ and Wulffy go deer hunting in Colorado. They ar... (show quote)


At least he had signal

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Sep 17, 2020 18:41:24   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Sleep with 1 eye open


Now I feel bad OZ. Making you the unintended victim of an accidental shooting. Tell you what, the next joke that involves a fatality, it will be anyone but you. Let's see, BF, BB, Wulffy, Randy, the list goes on.
Lol. Plenty of victims. Maybe that ghaynes knucklehead.

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Sep 17, 2020 19:04:39   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Now I feel bad OZ. Making you the unintended victim of an accidental shooting. Tell you what, the next joke that involves a fatality, it will be anyone but you. Let's see, BF, BB, Wulffy, Randy, the list goes on.
Lol. Plenty of victims. Maybe that ghaynes knucklehead.


Nope no pitty party here bring it on.

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!

My shoulders are broad enough and I won't cry to MOMMY.

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Sep 17, 2020 19:14:50   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Now I feel bad OZ. Making you the unintended victim of an accidental shooting. Tell you what, the next joke that involves a fatality, it will be anyone but you. Let's see, BF, BB, Wulffy, Randy, the list goes on.
Lol. Plenty of victims. Maybe that ghaynes knucklehead.

"Maybe that ghaynes knucklehead?" Please don't commit suicide before our luncheon date. I don't like eating alone.

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Sep 17, 2020 19:20:00   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Please don't commit suicide before our luncheon date. I don't like eating alone.


Would hate to see that happen.

Seriously

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Sep 17, 2020 19:22:19   #
Paul britton Loc: Carlsbad nm
 
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman went deer hunting...pairing off in twos for the day. That evening just before dark, Smoky returned alone staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's BadFisherman, " BB & OZ asked.

"Oh, he's about three miles back that'a way. BF shot himself in the foot and can't walk." Smoky replied.

"What, you left him alone, bleeding and unable to walk, yet brought that deer back to camp?" BB & OZ asked.

Smoky explained, "Well it was a tough call but I figgered no one would want to steal HIM.

Smoky added, "besides, revenge is a dish best served cold."
BadBobby, EasternOZ, SmokyPig and BadFisherman we... (show quote)


Haha that's funny ya my friend was bragging oh I'm gonna catch these fish cause they kept breaking my line so he comes to fish and all bragging he better fisherman haha next thing you know fish pulled pole out of his hands and pole just drifted away with fish I couldn't help it I looked and said well you right about one thing you caught him but you have to hold on to your pole haha

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Sep 17, 2020 19:22:55   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Would hate to see that happen.

Seriously

Seriously, indeed. I was kind'a hoping the G-Man would pick up the tab.

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Sep 17, 2020 20:16:52   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Seriously, indeed. I was kind'a hoping the G-Man would pick up the tab.


I was hoping the same from you. Coin flip?

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