We all know that Doug Lemmon is basically a workaholic and he really didn't want this to get out.
But what are friends for.


So rumor has it that yesterday Doug called Boss Troy and says, ' I can't come to work today, I am really sick. That smell in the fields would only make it worse.

Presently I have a splitting headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt, I am not coming in.



Boss Troy says: You know something, Doug, I really need you today, Plum is hung over again.

When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

That makes everything better and I go to work.. You should try that.


Two hours later Doug calls Troy again. I did what you said and I feel great.

I will be at work soon. and by the way, You really got a nice house.