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Doug Lemmon just not feeling well this morning
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Jun 8, 2023 09:54:06   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Dire need of water? The Still is right there. At the back 40 near the fence line is the creek. And you are in need of water. Don’t forget to eat the pie


Humble pie??

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Jun 8, 2023 10:28:27   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
mistred64 wrote:
Careful you don't end up in the shed too Doug. Tight quarters for two men and the sheep.


No way. Doug is a gentleman. He goes to the Nursing Home.

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Jun 8, 2023 11:19:24   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Sheep being Plural??


You want to visit Oz? We have more where our 2 came from.

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Jun 8, 2023 11:21:28   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
No way. Doug is a gentleman. He goes to the Nursing Home.


Yea setting up your room. I helped.

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Jun 8, 2023 11:22:10   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
You want to visit Oz? We have more where our 2 came from.


Just curious 🤔

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Jun 8, 2023 11:24:32   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Just curious 🤔


Well there is always room for a friend.

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Jun 8, 2023 13:47:32   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
plumbob wrote:
Well there is always room for a friend.


Hey guys - for your “reading” pleasure:
Mary had a little sheep 🐑, and with that sheep, she went to sleep 🛌.
The sheep turned out to be a ram 🐏,
Mary had a little lamb! 🤣

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Jun 8, 2023 14:04:39   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Randyhartford wrote:
Hey guys - for your “reading” pleasure:
Mary had a little sheep 🐑, and with that sheep, she went to sleep 🛌.
The sheep turned out to be a ram 🐏,
Mary had a little lamb! 🤣


I will save you room in the pew Randy. Wulffy said I need to say a novena in another post. Maybe we can get a group blessing going.

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Jun 8, 2023 15:27:33   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Oh my. Thanks guys for the visit. I finished at the Still very early this morning Stopped by the Shed and took care of Ms. Jenny. What a morning with her. She said something about Plum not doing any thing for her. On the way to the house Ms. Ethel stopped me and asked me to come in for her fresh biscuits. Ended up taking care of more than biscuits. Didn’t know Ms. Ethel had handcuffs. Finally made it home Ms. Troy was waiting for me. I notice she was crying. I asked her what was wrong. She told me Doug had stopped by and was hungry. I said he’s always hungry dear but why are you crying. She said she had made Doug a sandwich. I said it’s ok honey I am not upset. But why are you crying. She said I did an awful thing sweetie. I said ok what did you do. She asked me did I notice the dead rat was gone. I said yes dear. I was going to take care of that. She said no need to I made Doug a sandwich again. I said oh honey do not worry. He will never notice. After all the things I seen him eat. I was puzzled because the pies were gone. Just wondering so I asked about the pies. She said oh dear please don’t be mad. I said ok what happened to the pies. She said well let’s just say the septic tank doesn’t need pumping. I just walked off laughing. Thanks guys. Please drop by anytime.
Oh my. Thanks guys for the visit. I finished at th... (show quote)


I didn't mind the sammich at all.. I figured there was something fishy when I saw the tail hanging out. I kindly thanked her and fed it to that stupid dog on the porch.. as far as the pie..LOL.. Troy will find it eventually when his Mercedes starts to get hot inside from all the sunshine 😉..

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Jun 8, 2023 20:22:07   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
I didn't mind the sammich at all.. I figured there was something fishy when I saw the tail hanging out. I kindly thanked her and fed it to that stupid dog on the porch.. as far as the pie..LOL.. Troy will find it eventually when his Mercedes starts to get hot inside from all the sunshine 😉..


Well done Doug.
Troy has a Mercedes?? You sure that wasn't plastic wrap over a Ford Pinto?

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Jun 8, 2023 21:49:59   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
mistred64 wrote:
Well done Doug.
Troy has a Mercedes?? You sure that wasn't plastic wrap over a Ford Pinto?


Ed.. get with the program! You can buy those Pinto emblems on Ebay for 2.99.. Troy puts them on everything including the old MTD mower he ran over Plum with when he thought he was sneaking off to the Still!!

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Jun 9, 2023 06:07:24   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
You want to visit Oz? We have more where our 2 came from.


Oz don’t do it. It’s a trap.

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Jun 9, 2023 06:13:07   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Oz don’t do it. It’s a trap.


To late, he already replied to the next months party invite.

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Jun 9, 2023 06:15:18   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
To late, he already replied to the next months party invite.


He will not show. He has already been warn of your nasty habits.

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Jun 9, 2023 06:19:59   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
He will not show. He has already been warn of your nasty habits.


Who do you think I get some inspiration from. I always can count on the Mighty Oz.

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