plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

We all know that Doug Lemmon is basically a workaholic and he really didn't want this to get out.
But what are friends for.


So rumor has it that yesterday Doug called Boss Troy and says, ' I can't come to work today, I am really sick. That smell in the fields would only make it worse.

Presently I have a splitting headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt, I am not coming in.



Boss Troy says: You know something, Doug, I really need you today, Plum is hung over again.

When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

That makes everything better and I go to work.. You should try that.


Two hours later Doug calls Troy again. I did what you said and I feel great.

I will be at work soon. and by the way, You really got a nice house.

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Works wonders!! Hey Plum, I think you'll be getting your new teeth soon. I saw a fresh set on the kitchen counter when Mrs Troy was makin me a sammich on my way out!

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Thanks Doug, Troy made mention of that yesterday. Still waiting, but now that you are done I might venture over and pick them up myself. Kind of tired of waiting.

Was there a pie on the window sill? If so wont be there for long.

bknecht Loc: Northeast pa

That’s a good one plumb, thanks for the laugh.

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

As a matter of fact, there are 2 🥧 🥧!..
Mrs Troy was so greatful.. she said she hasnt been that satisfied in years since all she can have with Troy is "Casino Sex"... you know... keep popping the little blue pills in like quarters and tugging the lever hoping for a big win... but usually just get nothing 🤷.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Dibs on the cherry pie. And hurry and get yours i see smoke at the Still.

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Oh that can't be good. You know as well as I do that Troy will be sampling all morning. He will be stumbling, mumbling, waving his arms, and speaking in tongues again.

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Oh my. Thanks guys for the visit. I finished at the Still very early this morning Stopped by the Shed and took care of Ms. Jenny. What a morning with her. She said something about Plum not doing any thing for her. On the way to the house Ms. Ethel stopped me and asked me to come in for her fresh biscuits. Ended up taking care of more than biscuits. Didn’t know Ms. Ethel had handcuffs. Finally made it home Ms. Troy was waiting for me. I notice she was crying. I asked her what was wrong. She told me Doug had stopped by and was hungry. I said he’s always hungry dear but why are you crying. She said she had made Doug a sandwich. I said it’s ok honey I am not upset. But why are you crying. She said I did an awful thing sweetie. I said ok what did you do. She asked me did I notice the dead rat was gone. I said yes dear. I was going to take care of that. She said no need to I made Doug a sandwich again. I said oh honey do not worry. He will never notice. After all the things I seen him eat. I was puzzled because the pies were gone. Just wondering so I asked about the pies. She said oh dear please don’t be mad. I said ok what happened to the pies. She said well let’s just say the septic tank doesn’t need pumping. I just walked off laughing. Thanks guys. Please drop by anytime.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

The septic tank???

Sounds fishy

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

LOL yes Septic Tank? Now …… You know the rest of the story. Neither has showed up to work yet.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

If you get your butt of the couch and look down the lower 40 we are just short of the fence line.

Is this the day we are allowed to have water. If so we are in dire need, bellies are tuning over and over.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Paul Harvey lives on

mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois

Careful you don't end up in the shed too Doug. Tight quarters for two men and the sheep.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Sheep being Plural??

troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC

Dire need of water? The Still is right there. At the back 40 near the fence line is the creek. And you are in need of water. Don’t forget to eat the pie