Wives say the funniest things!
Jan 20, 2022 08:38:08 #
I can only imagine what my wife will say when she finds that I accidentally ordered two spinnerbaits kits instead of one. Probably expect me to send one back.
Jan 20, 2022 10:16:14 #
Guys. I hear this about gear AND footwear. In case anyone is wondering, yes, I do need another pair of boots! Tall ones, short ones, different colors, different heel heights, kicker boots, lots of cowboy boots… And I need those lures, too. 😂
Jan 20, 2022 10:16:52 #
Flytier wrote:
I can only imagine what my wife will say when she finds that I accidentally ordered two spinnerbaits kits instead of one. Probably expect me to send one back.
Isn’t the second one for her Valentines Day present? 🤪
Jan 20, 2022 10:55:31 #
Betts wrote:
Guys. I hear this about gear AND footwear. In case anyone is wondering, yes, I do need another pair of boots! Tall ones, short ones, different colors, different heel heights, kicker boots, lots of cowboy boots… And I need those lures, too. 😂
You made me think of one of Jeff Foxworthy's routines.
Mrs: Why do you need another gun?
Jeff: I needed a weasel gun.
Mrs: Don't you already have a weasel gun?
Jeff: That's a short range weasel gun. I needed a long range weasel gun.
I'm pretty sure that I messed that up. I couldn't find a file containing that routine to attach. But you get the idea.
Jan 20, 2022 11:48:19 #
Barnacles wrote:
You made me think of one of Jeff Foxworthy's routines.
Mrs: Why do you need another gun?
Jeff: I needed a weasel gun.
Mrs: Don't you already have a weasel gun?
Jeff: That's a short range weasel gun. I needed a long range weasel gun.
I'm pretty sure that I messed that up. I couldn't find a file containing that routine to attach. But you get the idea.
Mrs: Why do you need another gun?
Jeff: I needed a weasel gun.
Mrs: Don't you already have a weasel gun?
Jeff: That's a short range weasel gun. I needed a long range weasel gun.
I'm pretty sure that I messed that up. I couldn't find a file containing that routine to attach. But you get the idea.
Haha! Yep, it’s like that.
Jan 20, 2022 11:59:55 #
OJdidit wrote:
The other day a package arrived with some fishing lures in it.
Ellen looks at me and asks “So what are you going to get rid of…to make room for those?”
She cracks me up sometimes 😂🤪
Ellen looks at me and asks “So what are you going to get rid of…to make room for those?”
She cracks me up sometimes 😂🤪
Yeah, right ! Try asking her which
pair of shoes she's going to dump
(to make room for) the next time
she buys another pair ! Not likely
to happen, huh ?
Jan 20, 2022 12:03:16 #
I tell Gloria I bought this one or that one for her ,,,,, but I'll save it for you Honey! 🙄☺
Jan 20, 2022 12:31:25 #
OJdidit wrote:
Isn’t the second one for her Valentines Day present? 🤪
That would be funny. She loved fishing up until we got married.
Jan 20, 2022 13:08:20 #
Flytier wrote:
That would be funny. She loved fishing up until we got married.
Did she out fish you, so you stopped taking her? 😉
Jan 20, 2022 13:53:59 #
sytheteacher
Loc: Brooklyn N.Y.
I got rid of my wife so I would have room for fishing equipment.. Because a new broom sweeps clean..
Jan 20, 2022 14:28:26 #
sytheteacher wrote:
I got rid of my wife so I would have room for fishing equipment.. Because a new broom sweeps clean..
Jan 20, 2022 14:40:20 #
Gmchief
Loc: New Hampshire coast
fishyaker wrote:
I think that your wife must have sat in a "fi... (show quote)
Jan 20, 2022 14:43:29 #
Jan 20, 2022 14:46:03 #
Betts wrote:
Guys. I hear this about gear AND footwear. In case anyone is wondering, yes, I do need another pair of boots! Tall ones, short ones, different colors, different heel heights, kicker boots, lots of cowboy boots… And I need those lures, too. 😂
Now Gals like you come around!!!! Where were the Gals like you 50 or so years ago?
Jan 20, 2022 14:51:08 #
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