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Jan 19, 2022 14:32:15   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
The other day a package arrived with some fishing lures in it.
Ellen looks at me and asks “So what are you going to get rid of…to make room for those?”
She cracks me up sometimes 😂🤪

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Jan 19, 2022 14:44:11   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Always room for more.

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Jan 19, 2022 14:56:38   #
fishyaker Loc: NW Michigan (Lower Peninsula)
 
OJdidit wrote:
The other day a package arrived with some fishing lures in it.
Ellen looks at me and asks “So what are you going to get rid of…to make room for those?”
She cracks me up sometimes 😂🤪


I think that your wife must have sat in a "fisherman's observation class" right next to mine! Same thing happened to me yesterday! I ordered some used Eppinger daredevles on E-Bay (2 giant 8" yellow with 5 red diamonds for muskie and a couple smaller weedless ones for pike in the thickets). She smirked as she handed me the package..."here are those lures that you ordered."

Later in the afternoon I was spreading some Mepps spinners all over the kitchen table and she said "are you making room for those new lures?", to which I replied..."No, I'm checking what I don't have in stock so I can press the "buy it now" option on a couple of old Mepps Comets in silver with the removable hook options so I can change them to single hook flies!"

She wryly replied..."too much information...just don't let one drop onto a chair or the floor please."

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Jan 19, 2022 15:12:01   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
OJdidit wrote:
The other day a package arrived with some fishing lures in it.
Ellen looks at me and asks “So what are you going to get rid of…to make room for those?”
She cracks me up sometimes 😂🤪


I can see you didn't answer her. I'm sure there's a lot of shoe boxes on her side that you could use after you empty them.

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Jan 19, 2022 15:20:09   #
Anybass Loc: Pa.
 
The old expression, tit for tat could be applied. "Hi Ellen dear, what knic kacks are moving out to replace the ones coming in?"

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Jan 19, 2022 15:22:13   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
fishyaker wrote:
I think that your wife must have sat in a "fisherman's observation class" right next to mine! Same thing happened to me yesterday! I ordered some used Eppinger daredevles on E-Bay (2 giant 8" yellow with 5 red diamonds for muskie and a couple smaller weedless ones for pike in the thickets). She smirked as she handed me the package..."here are those lures that you ordered."

Later in the afternoon I was spreading some Mepps spinners all over the kitchen table and she said "are you making room for those new lures?", to which I replied..."No, I'm checking what I don't have in stock so I can press the "buy it now" option on a couple of old Mepps Comets in silver with the removable hook options so I can change them to single hook flies!"

She wryly replied..."too much information...just don't let one drop onto a chair or the floor please."
I think that your wife must have sat in a "fi... (show quote)



Our gear is like their clothes .. ear rings.. shoes or whatever else. Best to avoid any confrontation.

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Jan 19, 2022 15:28:19   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
OJdidit wrote:
The other day a package arrived with some fishing lures in it.
Ellen looks at me and asks “So what are you going to get rid of…to make room for those?”
She cracks me up sometimes 😂🤪


I told mine that when some new furniture arrived. I’m still removing the daggers.

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Jan 19, 2022 15:31:14   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Gordon wrote:
I can see you didn't answer her. I'm sure there's a lot of shoe boxes on her side that you could use after you empty them.


I dated a girl once that i swear collected cats. Well she was showing them in competition in her defense.

So I asked her what do you do with the cats once they stop winning? Her reply: get another.

Short relationship with that one.

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Jan 19, 2022 15:35:06   #
E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek
 
plumbob wrote:
I dated a girl once that i swear collected cats. Well she was showing them in competition in her defense.

So I asked her what do you do with the cats once they stop winning? Her reply: get another.

Short relationship with that one.


Lmao

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Jan 19, 2022 15:36:17   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Sounds like a STREY ng relationship.

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Jan 19, 2022 15:37:24   #
nutz4fish Loc: Colchester, CT
 
fishyaker wrote:
I think that your wife must have sat in a "fisherman's observation class" right next to mine! Same thing happened to me yesterday! I ordered some used Eppinger daredevles on E-Bay (2 giant 8" yellow with 5 red diamonds for muskie and a couple smaller weedless ones for pike in the thickets). She smirked as she handed me the package..."here are those lures that you ordered."

Later in the afternoon I was spreading some Mepps spinners all over the kitchen table and she said "are you making room for those new lures?", to which I replied..."No, I'm checking what I don't have in stock so I can press the "buy it now" option on a couple of old Mepps Comets in silver with the removable hook options so I can change them to single hook flies!"

She wryly replied..."too much information...just don't let one drop onto a chair or the floor please."
I think that your wife must have sat in a "fi... (show quote)


Lot's of guys wish wish they got off so easily. You're a lucky man.

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Jan 19, 2022 16:55:08   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
OJdidit wrote:
The other day a package arrived with some fishing lures in it.
Ellen looks at me and asks “So what are you going to get rid of…to make room for those?”
She cracks me up sometimes 😂🤪


John, you should have told her that they were hers. She would have been happy and thanked you.

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Jan 19, 2022 16:59:38   #
HenryG Loc: Falmouth Cape Cod Massachusetts
 
OJdidit wrote:
The other day a package arrived with some fishing lures in it.
Ellen looks at me and asks “So what are you going to get rid of…to make room for those?”
She cracks me up sometimes 😂🤪


Should of grabbed another tackle box🇺🇸🎣😀👍girls are like that ya they are

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Jan 19, 2022 17:06:28   #
Barnacles Loc: Northern California
 
plumbob wrote:
I dated a girl once that i swear collected cats. Well she was showing them in competition in her defense.

So I asked her what do you do with the cats once they stop winning? Her reply: get another.

Short relationship with that one.


You didn't dodge a bullet ...you dodged a CANNONBALL!

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Jan 19, 2022 17:13:25   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
flyguy wrote:
John, you should have told her that they were hers. She would have been happy and thanked you.


Leo,
I will give you one guess who will most likely catch the first, biggest and most fish with them 😉

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