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Jan 19, 2022 17:32:30   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
OJdidit wrote:
The other day a package arrived with some fishing lures in it.
Ellen looks at me and asks β€œSo what are you going to get rid of…to make room for those?”
She cracks me up sometimes πŸ˜‚πŸ€ͺ


Yeah, I bet she’d like to crack you OJ.🀀
Hack πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΊπŸΊ

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Jan 19, 2022 17:36:01   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Anybass wrote:
The old expression, tit for tat could be applied. "Hi Ellen dear, what knic kacks are moving out to replace the ones coming in?"


Oooo, that will come back to hurt you bad.

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Jan 19, 2022 17:41:31   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
There are many like that OJ, just ask the President.



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Jan 19, 2022 18:18:48   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Fredfish wrote:
There are many like that OJ, just ask the President.


πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ»

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Jan 19, 2022 19:08:33   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Barnacles wrote:
You didn't dodge a bullet ...you dodged a CANNONBALL!


For sure barn. Had 4 when we first started and 9 just 4 months later. MEOW i am out of here.

I could send this to the attic, sure is hard to not say what i am thinking.

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Jan 19, 2022 20:15:07   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Well, I do not believe that any verbal reparte would work, I am partially deaf and that works best, just act as if you did not hear what she said. You give some super smart ass come back and you will sleep on the couch! Just Sayin...RJS

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Jan 19, 2022 20:28:47   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
plumbob wrote:
For sure barn. Had 4 when we first started and 9 just 4 months later. MEOW i am out of here.

I could send this to the attic, sure is hard to not say what i am thinking.


I was thinking the same thing Plum imagine that. Here kitty kitty πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Jan 19, 2022 20:34:38   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Fredfish wrote:
There are many like that OJ, just ask the President.


Fred I'm lucky. I told Bud I was going to buy the new rod n she said ok. She knows how many miles I've driven n hour many hrs I've waited while she shops. I told her I hope to meet some new friends n take a couple fishing trips. She's good with that. Now Chylo not so much she misses me when I can't take her along πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ man's best friend. Think it's a womans also πŸ‘πŸ‘

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Jan 19, 2022 21:04:20   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, I do not believe that any verbal reparte would work, I am partially deaf and that works best, just act as if you did not hear what she said. You give some super smart ass come back and you will sleep on the couch! Just Sayin...RJS


Been there, done that. LOL

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Jan 19, 2022 21:07:37   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
OJdidit wrote:
Leo,
I will give you one guess who will most likely catch the first, biggest and most fish with them πŸ˜‰


Ellen??????????

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Jan 19, 2022 21:22:39   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Well, I do not believe that any verbal reparte would work, I am partially deaf and that works best, just act as if you did not hear what she said. You give some super smart ass come back and you will sleep on the couch! Just Sayin...RJS


Selective hearing. It works well.

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Jan 19, 2022 21:25:18   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
flyguy wrote:
Ellen??????????


Count on it! πŸ˜‰

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Jan 20, 2022 06:28:52   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Must be something in the air... 2 nights ago, I was tying some more crawler harnesses when my wife walked in... "Do you really use all this stuff??"

LOL!!!

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Jan 20, 2022 06:32:32   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Doug Lemmon wrote:
Must be something in the air... 2 nights ago, I was tying some more crawler harnesses when my wife walked in... "Do you really use all this stuff??"

LOL!!!


And i can hear your reply. " Yes Dear "

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Jan 20, 2022 06:52:15   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
plumbob wrote:
And i can hear your reply. " Yes Dear "


Uhh... yea ....something like that 🀣πŸ€ͺπŸ˜…

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