badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

all your poker losses to this Squid
your money
your car
your household possessions
even your house
ain't even gonna mention the untold amount of your worthless IOUs

have left you with your dreams BF


guess thats the Corps way of coping

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Kinda ! But I've been told
that 'looks don't count' !

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Big A, I think BB must be referring to his being a great lover of Jack Daniels.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Alaska Charlie: The following is a must-read for you and those like you...

In The Beginning

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was God. In the Beginning was God--and all else was darkness and void, and without form. So, God created the heavens and the earth. He created the sun, and the moon, and the stars, so that light might pierce the darkness. And the earth, God divided between the land and the sea, and these he filled with many assorted creatures.

And the dark, salty, slimy creatures that inhabited the murky depths of the oceans, God called sailors, and He dressed them accordingly.

And the flighty creatures of the air He called airmen. And these, He clothed in uniforms which were ruffled and foul.

And the lower creatures of the land, God called soldiers. And with a twinkle in His eye, and a sense of humor that only He could have, God gave them trousers too short, and covers too large, and pockets to warm their hands. And to adorn their uniforms, God gave them badges. And He gave them cords. And He gave them ribbons...and patches...and stars...and bells. He gave them emblems...and crests...and all sorts of shiny things that glittered...and devices that dangled. When You're God, you tend to get carried away in a big way.

And, on the 7th day, as you know, God rested. And on the 8th day at 0730, God looked down upon the earth and was not happy...God was not happy!

So, He thought about His labors, and in His infinite wisdom, God created a divine creature and this He called a Marine. And these Marines whom God created in His own image, were to be of the air, the land, and the sea. And these he gave many wonderful uniforms.

He gave them practical fighting uniforms, so that they could wage war against the forces of Stan and evil.

He gave them service uniforms for their daily work and training, that they might be sharp, and ready...

And, He gave them evening and dress uniforms. Sharp, stylish, handsome things, so they might profile with the ladies on Saturday night, and impress the Hell outta everybody.

And at the end of the 8th day, God looked down upon the earth, and saw that it was good. But was God happy? No! God was still not happy! Because in the course of His labors, He had forgotten one thing...He did not have a Marine uniform! But he thought about it, and thought about it, and finally satisfied Himself in knowing that, well, not everybody can be a Marine...

SEMPER FI, Brother and Sister Marines

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Neither does BB.

Well, maybe up to '3'.

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

WOW ! Talk about an ego trip !
Grunt or no Grunt, gives you no
never-mind to put down Squids
so badly ! SOME Squids (who
shall remain nameless and who DESERVE it), maybe ! But you
really shouldn't lump all Squids
in the same boat, especially if
they have been siding with you
against the NAMELESS one !

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

MAYHAPS BF
But I wanna know why GOD was mad at Stan????

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

I lost 'count' tryin to 'count'all the IOUS you owe me

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

ig
you gotta remember that BF is a dadgum dastardly Marine
and he will turn on you if it makes him (or the Corps)look a lil bit better(I personally think nothing could help)
maybe you been befriendin the wrong person
think about it

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Sorry, BB ! It's not so much siding
with you or him for whichever one
is right as it is about 'payback' for tossing me under the bus ! Only
now, he's gone and done it, too !

Not only can I not trust certain
family members, but now some
of my 'friends' are also suspect !

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

but Big
Jar only backed up once

Alaska Charlie

I love it!

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Be that as it may, that wasn't
my first time under the bus !

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

That would be Stan Satan.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Shouldn't everybody...'cepting the durn Squids, all of who are born naturally jealous of all Marines.