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Sep 14, 2021 12:37:04   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BadBobby and Big Al became inmates at a mental institution; not crazy, but a little out of touch with reality.

One day while strolling the grounds they come upon a small garden shed.

“Big Al,” shouts BB. “Look at this We can fix ‘er up and make our own little pub

“That’s brilliant, BB ” said Big Al. “Let’s start straight away.”

The two of 'em beaver away, carrying out old junk and reworking the timber into a bar that was quite impressive. Soon they had a respectable looking (though imaginary) pub.

BadBobby shouts, “Big guy, I’ll be the barman and you will be my first customer

BB enters the shed and closes the door. Soon, Big Al walks in, strolls to the bar and stands patiently as BB putters about behind the bar.

“I’ll have a pint, Mate ” bellows Big Al as BB continues behind the bar.

“There’s others ahead of ye, I’ll be with ye in a moment,” responded The Ol' Feller.

“Right”, says Big Al.

After a couple minutes, Big Al said, “Barman, I’ll take that pint now

“You’ll have to wait your turn, as there are others before ya ” snarls a visibly upset BB.

“Sorry Mate,” was the quiet reply.

Two minutes later Big Al pounds on the bar and shouts, “How about some service here

At that, BadBobby wheels around the bar and bellows, “I told ya twice to wait your turn. I’ve had it with ya” and lands a screaming haymaker on Big Al’s jaw.

The Big Feller tumbles backward out the door, into the garden and lays there, dazed.

Two of the institution’s orderlies see this and rush over. “What happened to ya ” one of them asks.

“Somebody hit me ” Big A mumbles.

“Who was it ” demanded the orderlies.

Big Al replied, “I couldn’t tell. The place was packed

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Sep 14, 2021 12:53:29   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
And that's,,,,when the fight started!!!😁😁

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Sep 14, 2021 13:47:05   #
flyguy Loc: So. Padre Island, TX. 1 & 2, & S.E. MN. 3-12
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
And that's,,,,when the fight started!!!😁😁


I think the fight was over.

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Sep 14, 2021 13:50:38   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
flyguy wrote:
I think the fight was over.


Hi Fly! No what I meant was when BB and Big A get wind of this!😁😃

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Sep 14, 2021 14:31:40   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby and Big Al became inmates at a mental institution; not crazy, but a little out of touch with reality.

One day while strolling the grounds they come upon a small garden shed.

“Big Al,” shouts BB. “Look at this We can fix ‘er up and make our own little pub

“That’s brilliant, BB ” said Big Al. “Let’s start straight away.”

The two of 'em beaver away, carrying out old junk and reworking the timber into a bar that was quite impressive. Soon they had a respectable looking (though imaginary) pub.

BadBobby shouts, “Big guy, I’ll be the barman and you will be my first customer

BB enters the shed and closes the door. Soon, Big Al walks in, strolls to the bar and stands patiently as BB putters about behind the bar.

“I’ll have a pint, Mate ” bellows Big Al as BB continues behind the bar.

“There’s others ahead of ye, I’ll be with ye in a moment,” responded The Ol' Feller.

“Right”, says Big Al.

After a couple minutes, Big Al said, “Barman, I’ll take that pint now

“You’ll have to wait your turn, as there are others before ya ” snarls a visibly upset BB.

“Sorry Mate,” was the quiet reply.

Two minutes later Big Al pounds on the bar and shouts, “How about some service here

At that, BadBobby wheels around the bar and bellows, “I told ya twice to wait your turn. I’ve had it with ya” and lands a screaming haymaker on Big Al’s jaw.

The Big Feller tumbles backward out the door, into the garden and lays there, dazed.

Two of the institution’s orderlies see this and rush over. “What happened to ya ” one of them asks.

“Somebody hit me ” Big A mumbles.

“Who was it ” demanded the orderlies.

Big Al replied, “I couldn’t tell. The place was packed
BadBobby and Big Al became inmates at a mental ins... (show quote)



LOL!!!

please tell Big you was only kiddin BF(so he knows I really didn't hit him)
he is already threatening me with a confiscated (or new) bus(got me walkin in the gutter)
dunno why Big is upset with me(The bus only backed up once.of course it did have to go forward agin)
The "STAGE" is gettin dangerous
BTW
you din't say,but was there imaginary Jack in the bar?

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Sep 14, 2021 14:39:27   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Hi Fly! No what I meant was when BB and Big A get wind of this!😁😃


It's OK Jarhead
I pay no attention to his sophomoric attempts at humor
poor guy ain't no better comedian than he is a poker player(And that is very sad)
of course him bein a Marine,I can kinda overlook his lack of accomplishments

no offense to you Jar

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Sep 14, 2021 15:36:22   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
Got it sir,,,,,I just follow your orders,,,,,

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Sep 14, 2021 15:50:14   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
badbobby wrote:
LOL!!!

please tell Big you was only kiddin BF(so he knows I really didn't hit him)
he is already threatening me with a confiscated (or new) bus(got me walkin in the gutter)
dunno why Big is upset with me(The bus only backed up once.of course it did have to go forward agin)
The "STAGE" is gettin dangerous
BTW
you din't say,but was there imaginary Jack in the bar?


BTW, I keep a 1/2 pint of Jack in the First Aid Kit,,,, you know ,,,, for emergencies,,,,

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Sep 14, 2021 16:25:31   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
LOL!!!

please tell Big you was only kiddin BF(so he knows I really didn't hit him)
he is already threatening me with a confiscated (or new) bus(got me walkin in the gutter)
dunno why Big is upset with me(The bus only backed up once.of course it did have to go forward agin)
The "STAGE" is gettin dangerous
BTW
you din't say,but was there imaginary Jack in the bar?

If you want it so...it can be so But then, have you ever known a bar that didn't have Jack

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Sep 14, 2021 16:29:28   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
It's OK Jarhead
I pay no attention to his sophomoric attempts at humor
poor guy ain't no better comedian than he is a poker player(And that is very sad)
of course him bein a Marine,I can kinda overlook his lack of accomplishments

no offense to you Jar

Given you're the ultimate senior on The Stage, I can & will accept being a sophomore. Though, as far as poker goes, you're the novice. Oh, BTW: NEVER overlook a Marine It could prove fatal.

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Sep 14, 2021 16:45:32   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Given you're the ultimate senior on The Stage, I can & will accept being a sophomore. Though, as far as poker goes, you're the novice. Oh, BTW: NEVER overlook a Marine It could prove fatal.


That's right Brother , you know the drill ,Once a Marine Always A Marine, but I could never hurt this one , maybe 2 Navy Gents,,,,,,,,

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Sep 14, 2021 17:56:32   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
That's right Brother , you know the drill ,Once a Marine Always A Marine, but I could never hurt this one , maybe 2 Navy Gents,,,,,,,,

One would be hard-pressed to find two gentlemen within the entire US Navy.

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Sep 14, 2021 17:57:26   #
Big A Loc: Gilbert, Arizona
 
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby and Big Al became inmates at a mental institution; not crazy, but a little out of touch with reality.

One day while strolling the grounds they come upon a small garden shed.

“Big Al,” shouts BB. “Look at this We can fix ‘er up and make our own little pub

“That’s brilliant, BB ” said Big Al. “Let’s start straight away.”

The two of 'em beaver away, carrying out old junk and reworking the timber into a bar that was quite impressive. Soon they had a respectable looking (though imaginary) pub.

BadBobby shouts, “Big guy, I’ll be the barman and you will be my first customer

BB enters the shed and closes the door. Soon, Big Al walks in, strolls to the bar and stands patiently as BB putters about behind the bar.

“I’ll have a pint, Mate ” bellows Big Al as BB continues behind the bar.

“There’s others ahead of ye, I’ll be with ye in a moment,” responded The Ol' Feller.

“Right”, says Big Al.

After a couple minutes, Big Al said, “Barman, I’ll take that pint now

“You’ll have to wait your turn, as there are others before ya ” snarls a visibly upset BB.

“Sorry Mate,” was the quiet reply.

Two minutes later Big Al pounds on the bar and shouts, “How about some service here

At that, BadBobby wheels around the bar and bellows, “I told ya twice to wait your turn. I’ve had it with ya” and lands a screaming haymaker on Big Al’s jaw.

The Big Feller tumbles backward out the door, into the garden and lays there, dazed.

Two of the institution’s orderlies see this and rush over. “What happened to ya ” one of them asks.

“Somebody hit me ” Big A mumbles.

“Who was it ” demanded the orderlies.

Big Al replied, “I couldn’t tell. The place was packed
BadBobby and Big Al became inmates at a mental ins... (show quote)


While it's true that I may soon be
ready for that white sport jacket
with the long sleeves and all those
belts and buckles (very stylish,
I might add), but the chances of our senior member landing a solid one
like that are slim, indeed ! It'd be
more like - 'A mosquito ! A mosquito landed on my chin !'

Unless he's using brass knuckles
(or some such cheating device),
he'd more likely smash his hand
or break his fingers on a granite
jaw !

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Sep 14, 2021 18:15:44   #
Jarheadfishnfool Loc: Tulare, Ca.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
One would be hard-pressed to find two gentlemen within the entire US Navy.


You may be right Brother , had my ears lowered this morning ,may not have been thinking straight,,,,,,

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Sep 14, 2021 18:49:09   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
BTW, I keep a 1/2 pint of Jack in the First Aid Kit,,,, you know ,,,, for emergencies,,,,


good for you Jar
there could be an emergency at any time

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