hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!” Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,”How’d you get rid of the gators?” “We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said. “The sharks got ’em.”

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid. The mermaid offered them one wish each. The first fisherman said, “Double my I.Q” so the mermaid did it and to his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said, “Triple my I.Q.” and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn’t know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said “Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!” The fisherman said “yes” so the mermaid turned him into a woman.

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice from above said, “There are no fish down there.” He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.” He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.” He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?” “No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”

Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, “I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!” “That bad, huh,” his friend responded. “She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me!”

The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked “How many have you caught?” “You’re the tenth this morning,” was the reply.
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Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Good ones Hack

Ne. fisherman Loc: Central Nebraska Arnold

Good ones Hack! Need something to humor these cold, gloomy Nebraska days!

hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

Thanks Fred. You’re a good friend.
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hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas

I can’t imagine winter and the covid at the same time. Glad to make you smile fisherman. 🙂
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dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Problem with turning into a woman you lose all your common sense

E.pa.al Loc: Martin's Creek

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Egghead

Thanks for the chuckle Hack.

NoCal Steve Loc: Dunnigan, CA

Thanks for the laugh Hack but you'll be hard pressed to come up with a joke funnier than the last one you posted!

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

That one about the skating rink, got me! (Did NOT see that comin'!) All good, thanks, Hack!

Graveytrain50 Loc: DFW Area Texas

Neede these jokes this morning. The wife loved the joke about the fisherman taking his wife fishing.

Graveytrain50 Loc: DFW Area Texas

rapala54 Loc: Nappanee,IN.

Its not a joke here she does it. With her color coded gear!!

bottomcoon Loc: Tahlequah, oklahoma

Keep up the humor Hack, this weather is about to drive me normal.

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Don't know about losing all common sense, but here's a
quote by Jack Nicholson (as Melvin Udall in 'As Good As It Gets'); when asked by a (female)
reporter - 'How do you write
women so well ?' - his response was - "I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability"!