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Jan 10, 2021 21:02:47   #
fisher Loc: whitewater,colorado
 
DC wrote:
Rumors are circulating that in response to all the e******n irregularities this year that the Republican congress have drawn up and will be submitting a bill that tightens the laws and penalties for dead people v****g and will make it illegal for dead people to request a mail in b****t. According to well-placed sources the bill will make v****g while dead a capital offense. A spokesperson for the Democrat party says that the bill in a naked attempt to disenfranchise a demographic group that reliably and almost exclusively v**es for members of the Democrat party, and often in tight races has made the difference between a win and a loss. The spokesperson went on to say the only requirements for v****g should be that the person is a citizen of the United States and resides in the state that they v**e in and since the dead persons v****g are citizens and permanent residence is in the state they are v****g they should not be denied their constitutional right to v**e. The spokesperson went on to state that even restricting their right to use mail in b****ts is unreasonable since most dead people suffer from mobility issues which prevent them from v****g in person. This bill clearly is the result of the Republican party’s extreme right to life agenda once again revealing their misogynistic agenda, and since nearly all minorities will at some point in their life die this bill clearly is r****ts at it’s very core and puts on display for all to see that members of the Republican party are clearly necrophobic. The Spokesperson stated that the bill has no chance of passing and will be dead on arrival.
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I wonder what kind of punishment there is? "Dig 'em up and k**l 'em again"? I heard also that a new law is: no one gets buried more than two feet deep so they can still reach up to sign the b****t and of course, put the stamp on the envelope.LOL

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Jan 11, 2021 14:22:31   #
DC Loc: Washington state
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Did you by chance read the rules of the forum?

There is a reason Admin does not want political stuff in chitchat or the main section.

It is what the attic is for, didn't offend me it is just the rules.

I have also had post moved to the attic.


I have to admit I did not read all the rules I just saw that chitchat section (not fishing talk) and have read all sort of humor and stories and didn't think twice that I was violated anything and had no idea there was an attic or for that matter still not sure how you get to the attic. But I will have to find out sine my experience has been there are always really interesting stuff in the attic lots of hidden treasures that a lot don't know are there. so could you tell me how to get to the attic and see the topics there from the main page?
thanks

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Jan 11, 2021 15:48:42   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
DC wrote:
I have to admit I did not read all the rules I just saw that chitchat section (not fishing talk) and have read all sort of humor and stories and didn't think twice that I was violated anything and had no idea there was an attic or for that matter still not sure how you get to the attic. But I will have to find out sine my experience has been there are always really interesting stuff in the attic lots of hidden treasures that a lot don't know are there. so could you tell me how to get to the attic and see the topics there from the main page?
thanks
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No big deal the site is divided look on the home page you will find the different sections.

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Jan 11, 2021 15:52:16   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Should see this on the home page.



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Jan 12, 2021 11:41:45   #
DC Loc: Washington state
 
Jefcon wrote:
"deceased" (dead), not "diseased" (ill)
but it was good satire. The problem is that somebody will read it and decide it's all a "really good idea".


thank Jefcon between my spell auto correct and the fact I don't spel two gud in the first place my words often get mixed up hopefully the readers can figure out what I meant in context.

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Jan 12, 2021 11:59:04   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
Hell, DC; from a couple of thousand miles away, I could "see your tongue, firmly in your cheek"!!!

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Jan 12, 2021 12:05:25   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Yes, and don't bite down suddenly! Just Sayin...RJS

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Jan 12, 2021 12:47:50   #
DC Loc: Washington state
 
hard to bite down with your mouth wide open laughing

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Jan 12, 2021 14:05:09   #
JackM Loc: North East Florida
 
I was just wondering is being in the attic like being dead. You can still contribute but have to taste dirt all the time?

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Jan 12, 2021 15:03:47   #
ripogenu Loc: norfolk, MA
 
DC wrote:
well ya got to think of something while you are sitting around waiting for the fish to bite might as well see the humor in all the madness that is going on and make fun of it all. sorry if I offended you or you didn't see the humor in it. by the way have no idea what OPP is I was thinking maybe the Babylon Bee since I am more into satire and humor side of it


loved It!! thought it's one of the funniest things so far this year. guess some of the members can't let go and see the OBVIOUS humor in what you wrote. (dead people have mobility issues. LMFAO)

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Jan 16, 2021 14:28:16   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
JackM wrote:
I was just wondering is being in the attic like being dead. You can still contribute but have to taste dirt all the time?


No this is the lovely section. No dirt up here. 😆

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Jan 16, 2021 14:29:12   #
Catfish hunter Loc: Riggins idaho (Paradise)
 
JackM wrote:
I was just wondering is being in the attic like being dead. You can still contribute but have to taste dirt all the time?


Lively 🤦‍♂️

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