DC Loc: Washington state

Rumors are circulating that in response to all the e******n irregularities this year that the Republican congress have drawn up and will be submitting a bill that tightens the laws and penalties for dead people v****g and will make it illegal for dead people to request a mail in b****t. According to well-placed sources the bill will make v****g while dead a capital offense. A spokesperson for the Democrat party says that the bill in a naked attempt to disenfranchise a demographic group that reliably and almost exclusively v**es for members of the Democrat party, and often in tight races has made the difference between a win and a loss. The spokesperson went on to say the only requirements for v****g should be that the person is a citizen of the United States and resides in the state that they v**e in and since the dead persons v****g are citizens and permanent residence is in the state they are v****g they should not be denied their constitutional right to v**e. The spokesperson went on to state that even restricting their right to use mail in b****ts is unreasonable since most dead people suffer from mobility issues which prevent them from v****g in person. This bill clearly is the result of the Republican party’s extreme right to life agenda once again revealing their misogynistic agenda, and since nearly all minorities will at some point in their life die this bill clearly is r****ts at it’s very core and puts on display for all to see that members of the Republican party are clearly necrophobic. The Spokesperson stated that the bill has no chance of passing and will be dead on arrival.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Yet another headed to the attic even if it was good.

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

You might want to consider joining OPP as that is a political forum and then FS won't have to put you in the attic.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

You might say so, but I could not possibly comment. Just Sayin....RJS

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

RJS

If/ when this goes to the attic we all go.

DC Loc: Washington state

well ya got to think of something while you are sitting around waiting for the fish to bite might as well see the humor in all the madness that is going on and make fun of it all. sorry if I offended you or you didn't see the humor in it. by the way have no idea what OPP is I was thinking maybe the Babylon Bee since I am more into satire and humor side of it

Happycamper

Crazy world we exist in. If all that you typed is true it’s crazy. Not you but the bill. I thought the complaint is diseased can’t do what the live can. That seems to say quite the opposite.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Did you by chance read the rules of the forum?

There is a reason Admin does not want political stuff in chitchat or the main section.

It is what the attic is for, didn't offend me it is just the rules.

I have also had post moved to the attic.

Jefcon Loc: Washington state

"deceased" (dead), not "diseased" (ill)
but it was good satire. The problem is that somebody will read it and decide it's all a "really good idea".

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

¡A good one, DC!

JackM Loc: North East Florida

I'm very anxiously awaiting v****g to allow taxation of real estate on Mars in 2121. I turn 75 later this year but plan to continue to v**e well into the next century.

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

LMAO DC, Thanks for posting it. Reminds me of old time Chicago,"V**e early,V**e often ".

JackM Loc: North East Florida

I came to Florida from Chicago 8 years ago and have only been able to v**e once in each e******n, can you imagine.

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Everyone should be warmer now.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Higher blood pressures will do that.