Well I've had those 2 pistols over 10 yrs. and never fired them. I'd probably miss or shoot someone else.
I used to go squirrel hunting and did pretty good but that was with a 410 shotgun. Had to quit hunting because when I shot a squirrel & go to get it, if it was still alive, I'd end up crying. I'd take the dead squirrels to my husband to clean & h
e would say "they have so much buckshot in them". I said, well they weren't dead so I had to shoot them again. Had to give hunting up, but really enjoyed going in the woods and spotting them. I am too tender hearted to fish or hunt. Never use live bait anymore also. I'd starve to death if I had to live off the land.

You are an Extreme Redneck when...

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on the amount of gas in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, “Hey, fellers, watch this!”

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.


Two good ol' boys in a Texas trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Big Tex trailer plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin? ”

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"