For us that are a little red around the neck
Feb 27, 2020 11:01:38 #
You are an Extreme Redneck when...
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on the amount of gas in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, Hey, fellers, watch this!
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Two good ol' boys in a Texas trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Big Tex trailer plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on the amount of gas in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, Hey, fellers, watch this!
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Two good ol' boys in a Texas trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Big Tex trailer plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
Feb 27, 2020 11:10:20 #
Feb 27, 2020 11:29:03 #
" 4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night."
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. Does Beer count here?
Guilty to these.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. Does Beer count here?
Guilty to these.
Feb 27, 2020 11:48:00 #
Why fill up the refrigerator when you just set the beer on back porch in the cold air? Marge Simpson Hairdo would do just that. Woman's League is on other end of the alley to avoid the men.
Feb 27, 2020 11:49:48 #
Jeremy wrote:
Why fill up the refrigerator when you just set the beer on back porch in the cold air? Marge Simpson Hairdo would do just that. Woman's League is on other end of the alley to avoid the men.
You Oregon's got it right. What can I say.
Feb 27, 2020 13:00:34 #
Feb 28, 2020 08:11:26 #
With all of these today Plum you get a star right next to Bobby's. You're good, real good!
Feb 28, 2020 08:17:24 #
Graywulff wrote:
With all of these today Plum you get a star right next to Bobby's. You're good, real good!
A star? How thoughtful Wulffy. The nuns in grade school weren't that caring. I will wear it with pride.
Boy does that bring back memories after being able to spell three letter words in the spelling bee. LOL
Feb 28, 2020 08:34:15 #
plumbob wrote:
A star? How thoughtful Wulffy. The nuns in grade school weren't that caring. I will wear it with pride.
Boy does that bring back memories after being able to spell three letter words in the spelling bee. LOL
Boy does that bring back memories after being able to spell three letter words in the spelling bee. LOL
And that was the eighth grade! TeeHee
Feb 28, 2020 09:45:22 #
msmllm
Loc: Huntington, WV
Gosh if you all fished where I did, I would have a great time, listening to all of you.
Feb 28, 2020 09:52:41 #
msmllm wrote:
Just sayin'..........Gosh if you all fished where I did, I would have a great time, listening to all of you.
Feb 28, 2020 10:03:30 #
Feb 28, 2020 10:25:12 #
Feb 28, 2020 10:29:40 #
msmllm wrote:
Gosh if you all fished where I did, I would have a great time, listening to all of you.
ms, we do fish where you are. Just that land mass between the waters is the problem.
There are 7 others from your neck of the woods there in WV, 4 in Ohio with one listed in the south east. Even some folks right there in Kentucky since you are so close. I show 6 users in Kentucky. If you want names let me know.
Feb 28, 2020 10:30:54 #
plumbob wrote:
ms, we do fish where you are. Just that land mass between the waters is the problem.
There are 7 others from your neck of the woods there in WV, 4 in Ohio with one listed in the south east. Even some folks right there in Kentucky since you are so close. I show 6 users in Kentucky. If you want names let me know.
There are 7 others from your neck of the woods there in WV, 4 in Ohio with one listed in the south east. Even some folks right there in Kentucky since you are so close. I show 6 users in Kentucky. If you want names let me know.
Final answer?
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