I Don't Golf
Jan 17, 2020 14:05:24 #
JimRed wrote:
The call it GOLF because all the other four-letter words were taken.
Makes sense ! My only time
on a course was playing a round
with my Dad in Florida back in
'83; believe me, you got to hear ALL those other four-letter words from people around you, and I
probably threw a few out there myself ! My youngest brother
was an avid golfer and a pretty good one; it just wasn't my cup
of tea ! I DID hold my own fairly
well at the 19th hole, though !
Jan 17, 2020 14:08:44 #
saw1 wrote:
I got the Cuban figgered out, but what color is Monica's hair?
Is that the same (infamous)
Monica with that spot on her dress ?
Jan 17, 2020 14:51:46 #
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Jan 17, 2020 17:19:23 #
Sinner wrote:
Which is better, a Cuban or a Monica?
The Monica I knew
was better than any Cuban
Jan 17, 2020 17:21:46 #
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Jan 17, 2020 19:36:17 #
Since I'd already thrown 'that'
Monica into the fray, figured I
may as well thow Bill in the pot, also ! --- One time when Bill
was in Office, he took a few
days to go home and visit
friends and relatives in Arkansas; upon his return, the door to Air Force One opens and he's standing there with a baby pig under each arm ! The new,
young Secret Service agent assigned to that day's security duty looks up at him, somewhat confused;
"What's with the pigs, Sir ?"
"Well now, these ain't just any
ordinary pigs, son ! These are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks !
I got one for Hillary and one for
Chelsea !" The young agent, somewhat flustered and unsure
how to respond, yells back up at him - " GOOD TRADE, SIR!"
Monica into the fray, figured I
may as well thow Bill in the pot, also ! --- One time when Bill
was in Office, he took a few
days to go home and visit
friends and relatives in Arkansas; upon his return, the door to Air Force One opens and he's standing there with a baby pig under each arm ! The new,
young Secret Service agent assigned to that day's security duty looks up at him, somewhat confused;
"What's with the pigs, Sir ?"
"Well now, these ain't just any
ordinary pigs, son ! These are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks !
I got one for Hillary and one for
Chelsea !" The young agent, somewhat flustered and unsure
how to respond, yells back up at him - " GOOD TRADE, SIR!"
Jan 17, 2020 19:39:03 #
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Jan 17, 2020 20:24:18 #
Thanks, folks ! Your approval and approbation are much
appreciated ! I'll be here all week !
appreciated ! I'll be here all week !
Jan 17, 2020 20:25:35 #
Jan 17, 2020 20:36:49 #
Not too far ! Just hangin' around, doin' nothin', 'til I can afford to get my license ! Then it's down to the water to drown a few worms and terrorize the fish ! Checked the fishing report earlier; two nice trout in the 3- to 4 -lb. range were caught recently out of local Community Park lakes/ponds ! One is less than five miles from me, the other is just under fifteen miles ! That's right handy for me on my gas/food budget !
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