Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ

Wet Dream

It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was
Overheating - So I pulled into a Shell station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay
pal?"

While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the oyster
bar -- a real dive
But I knew the owner, he used to play for the Dolphins
I said, "Hi, Gil!!!"
You hafta yell, he's hard of herring

CHORUS:
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wet dream...

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water
I gullied up to the sandbar
He poured the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side -- heavy on the
mako
I slipped him a fin -- on porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's Squids -- for the
halibut

Well, the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal --
what sole
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna -- "Salmon Chanted
Evening"
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving ME the eye
So I figure, this is my chance for a little fun
You know -- a piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, and seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a... she drank A LOT...
I said, "What's your sign?"
She said, "Aquarium"
I said, "GREAT!!! Let's get tanked!"

CHORUS

I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait
I said, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight -- I got a haddock"

And she wasn't kiddin' either, 'cuz in came the biggest, meanest looking
haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me, he said, "Listen shrimp -- don't you come trolling
around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed -- I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said, "Abalone -- You're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble, and so did Gil, 'cuz he was
already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

I said, "Forget the cods, Gil, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said, "Hey big boy, you're really a game fish"
"What's your name?"
I said, "Marlin"

CHORUS

Well from then on, we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner
I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble?
A case of the clams

CHORUS
CHORUS/FADE

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Good one Steelhead

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Fantastic

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

Awesome, where’s the 🎶?

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

The "Wet Dream" song simply filled the play on words vat...all the way to the brim.

Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ

Tried to add the YOUTube link. Didn’t work. You can Google it. Pretty clever.

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ

Gord-o to the rescue, very E-FISH-ent!

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

🤣😂😆

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Man, that was hilarious !
LOVED it ! Some of the funniest
(and fishiest) lyrics I've seen in awhile ! Ya got me hooked !

Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ

Yes some pretty funny stuff (at least for us fishing lexophiles). Kip Adotta had some funny stuff back in the 70’s & 80’s! Worth revisiting on YOUTUBE today.

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Sorry, Mickey ! Pardon my ignorance, but never heard of
this person ! Even if the
material was borrowed rather
than original, it was still funny
as hell, regardless !

Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ

No worries.
I heard "Wet Dream" on the radio back in the 80's & it's multiple FISH references that made me find out about this comedian, Kip Adotta. Otherwise, I wood knot have ever heard of him either!
Glad I could share the "fish story"...