A termite walks into a bar...
Jan 10, 2020 10:57:38 #
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Jan 10, 2020 11:14:41 #
This one of my favorite jokes to TELL, not so much put in writing...
It usually has the audience scratching their heads waiting for the punch-line.
In fact, I had a fishin' Bud tell me, 'I just got that"! (after a few years!)
It usually has the audience scratching their heads waiting for the punch-line.
In fact, I had a fishin' Bud tell me, 'I just got that"! (after a few years!)
Jan 10, 2020 11:16:03 #
LOL
Fishing buddies are often like that, we play a game called apples to apples with the grandkids. They have picked up on the fact and often say this might not be right but it's gonna be funny.
Fishing buddies are often like that, we play a game called apples to apples with the grandkids. They have picked up on the fact and often say this might not be right but it's gonna be funny.
Jan 10, 2020 11:21:04 #
Jan 10, 2020 11:23:36 #
Have had a lot of fun with the kids and grankids, one of those games that you play to the person gotta know your audience.
Jan 10, 2020 12:31:47 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
Steelhead Mickey wrote:
... and asks, "where's the bar tender"....
😖
Jan 10, 2020 12:41:23 #
This is a 2 question joke. The first question you need to ask the person is
Do you like your Inlaws:? If the answer is yes. Then do not tell this person this joke.
But if the answer to the first question is No then you can ask him/her the second question.
So my first question to the person who is reading this post is. Do you like your Inlaws?
Do you like your Inlaws:? If the answer is yes. Then do not tell this person this joke.
But if the answer to the first question is No then you can ask him/her the second question.
So my first question to the person who is reading this post is. Do you like your Inlaws?
Jan 10, 2020 12:44:40 #
Hank McCabe wrote:
This is a 2 question joke. The first question you need to ask the person is
Do you like your Inlaws:? If the answer is yes. Then do not tell this person this joke.
But if the answer to the first question is No then you can ask him/her the second question.
So my first question to the person who is reading this post is. Do you like your Inlaws?
Do you like your Inlaws:? If the answer is yes. Then do not tell this person this joke.
But if the answer to the first question is No then you can ask him/her the second question.
So my first question to the person who is reading this post is. Do you like your Inlaws?
Some better than others.
Jan 10, 2020 15:27:20 #
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Jan 10, 2020 17:22:18 #
Hank McCabe wrote:
Do you know the difference between Inlaws and Outlaws?
No.
But OZ told me the difference between "Unlawful" & "Illegal"...
"Unlawful" is an action that breaks the Law,
and,
"Illegal" is a sick bird...
How's that for 'Lexo-phelia' Badbobby?
Jan 11, 2020 00:20:22 #
So a penguin walked into a bar, ate a termite and then just stood there, looking around.
Graywulff the bartender asked if he could help. The penguin said maybe, he was looking for his brother.
"I can try" said the bartender, "What does he look like?"
Graywulff the bartender asked if he could help. The penguin said maybe, he was looking for his brother.
"I can try" said the bartender, "What does he look like?"
Jan 11, 2020 11:33:09 #
Smokypig wrote:
So a penguin walked into a bar, ate a termite and then just stood there, looking around.
Graywulff the bartender asked if he could help. The penguin said maybe, he was looking for his brother.
"I can try" said the bartender, "What does he look like?"
Graywulff the bartender asked if he could help. The penguin said maybe, he was looking for his brother.
"I can try" said the bartender, "What does he look like?"
Monkey Talk
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=penguin+blew+a+seal&view=detail&mid=486E82DFB3A3C0C8101E486E82DFB3A3C0C8101E&FORM=VIRE
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