ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

In the lame joke dept. A duck sits down in a fancy restaurant. The waiter approaches and says, "What would you like this evening?" The duck says, "Give me one of everything on the menu!" The waiter, on the way to place the order, sees the manager and expresses concern about the duck's ability to pay such a large bill. The manager says, "Well, deliver the food and when he is done, we will deal with how he pays for it." The food is delivered and the duck eats it all. The waiter aporoaches with the cheque for the meal. "How will you be paying sir?" "Cash, credit card?" The duck smiles and says, "Just put it on my bill."

audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD

And they served Duck for Dinner the next night. LOL

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you. Really, the grasshopper says, you have a drink named Fred?"
All be here all week. Thank you. :)

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

I put this on another post. Looks like it will fit this one also.


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EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

LOL

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

I'll never be able to eat ice cream again!!

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

No rootbeer floats?

Bummer.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

As long as no animals were harmed as a result of any activity, we can all rest easy.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Go Pack.Crush Seahawks.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

GB 28 Sea 23. Pack holds on. On to SF. Going to be a tough one out there.

captjohn Loc: Northern Illinois

You know it is very difficult for any team to go to GREEN BAY and win. (not because of talent) The packers are a very talented team but the ref's calls they get at home are unbelievable. You have to think that their quarterback (one of the best) is wearing a dress out there the way the ref's protect him as compared to ANT other QB in the league. Watch and see what kind of protection they give to the panthers QB, it's discus ting that guy they allow defenses to mob and beat the hell out of and hardly ant penalties called and Rodgers sometimes even the announcers comment how that penalty called is PHANTOM. Same thing with receivers the pack have some of the best in the league but the calls they get are UNREAL. I'm not a packer hater but I am a real football fan that hates to see UNJUSTICE. This is getting to be like the NBA where you used to see traveling called when some players take more than two steps now some of the "protected" take as many as six or seven steps and don't get called. You even see defenders standing in position and a "protected" player runs into him and the defender gets called for getting in the way (your not supposed to impede by just standing in position them from scoring. I have lost total respect for the NBA as the refs seem to have a predetermined outcome for games looks like Green Bay and New England get the same kind of preference. And they wonder why the viewership ahs dropped so dramatically. Just my opinion I know there are a lot of G,B, fans that don't see it that way and you have a right to your opinion as well Just Sayin.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Every fan thinks their team is getting hosed by the officials. GB fans are no different. I don't believe in conspiracies but the change in rules and more replay challenges have the officials second guessing themselves. It's very clear that QBs are the stars and get more "protection" from the referees. I'm not sure Rodgers or Brady get more protection than other quarterbacks but it depends on your perspective when watching the games.

captjohn Loc: Northern Illinois

I'm just short of 72 and used to watch EVERY game available to and there is a major difference between treatments to SOME that's why I only watch 1-2 GAMES A WEEK FOR THE LAST 6-8 WEEKS AND will continue that from now on.