Canuck and his wife boarded a plane in New Orleans wit a case of crabs they had purchased
Canuck asked the stewardess to take care of them.
She took the box and promised to put in in the crew's refrigerator.
Canook advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs to stay frozen,and proceeded to to rant about what would happen to her if she failed him with the crabs
Now the stewardess was a lil miffed and annoyed by Canuck's behavior
So shortly before landing in New York,the stewardess used the intercom to address the passengers
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand?"

Nassa was accepting applications for people wanting to go to Mars.Only one person would get to go and he would not get to return
Bahmer was asked how much money he would want to make the one way trip
Bahm said"One million dollars and I would donate it all to MIT"
Then Canuckus Deplorabus was asked how much he would want
Canuck replied"Three million dollars"
the interviewer asked him why he wanted so much more than bahmer wanted
Canuck whispered in the interviewer's ear"Give me the three mil,and I;ll give you half back,
and we can send bahm to Mars"

fished Fork many years
no white bass
black bass aplenty
for cats I suggest you wait till after heavy rain then fish the backs of coves
shrimp best bait

looks like he could chew your hand off
hope you were careful when you unhooked him
heres one of my son in law just before his boat went kaplooie

well Bd
here we are on another forum
glad to see you big fella
BTW
I have a few tricks myself

Always thought it was just gas