Canckus Deplorabus and the case of crabs
Aug 21, 2019 18:07:16 #
Canuck and his wife boarded a plane in New Orleans wit a case of crabs they had purchased
Canuck asked the stewardess to take care of them.
She took the box and promised to put in in the crew's refrigerator.
Canook advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs to stay frozen,and proceeded to to rant about what would happen to her if she failed him with the crabs
Now the stewardess was a lil miffed and annoyed by Canuck's behavior
So shortly before landing in New York,the stewardess used the intercom to address the passengers
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand?"
Canuck asked the stewardess to take care of them.
She took the box and promised to put in in the crew's refrigerator.
Canook advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs to stay frozen,and proceeded to to rant about what would happen to her if she failed him with the crabs
Now the stewardess was a lil miffed and annoyed by Canuck's behavior
So shortly before landing in New York,the stewardess used the intercom to address the passengers
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand?"
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Aug 21, 2019 19:11:00 #
plumbob wrote:
Almost a believable story. Either way still funny.
plumbob
plumbob
glad you guys liked it
just so you know
all my jokes have included the names of various OPPers
I do this with no animosity
I just feel they deserve the notoriety
for bein such swell men and women
Aug 21, 2019 19:33:50 #
badbobby wrote:
glad you guys liked it
just so you know
all my jokes have included the names of various OPPers
I do this with no animosity
I just feel they deserve the notoriety
for bein such swell men and women
just so you know
all my jokes have included the names of various OPPers
I do this with no animosity
I just feel they deserve the notoriety
for bein such swell men and women
Now that you have baited the hole please keep feeding.
Sep 19, 2019 21:42:17 #
TWalker
Loc: Leland, NC
I would like to ask all the members to party for my buddy, he’s having a hard time, after 7 years of medical school he had his own practice and lost it all for sleeping with one of his patients! It was really unfair, he’s a good man and a fine veterinarian!
Sep 19, 2019 21:46:38 #
TWalker wrote:
Pets can be soooo unforgiving.I would like to ask all the members to party for my buddy, he’s having a hard time, after 7 years of medical school he had his own practice and lost it all for sleeping with one of his patients! It was really unfair, he’s a good man and a fine veterinarian!
Sep 19, 2019 21:55:22 #
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