Foodfisher wrote:
Every time I look in a mirrow I have to throw salt over my shoulder.š
True story, I just hope the mirror doesnāt break.
Upon arrival at their honeymoon suite the happy couple noticed a large mirror. On the mirror was a note that read āthis is a magic mirror that will give one wish to each of you.ā
The bride asked for larger breasts and was instantly rewarded with larger beautiful breasts.
The g***m was very excited and wanted to try his luck with the mirror.
He asked the mirror to make his penis hit the floor. Zap, he didnāt have any legs.
A sea captain and his wife always wanted children. Finally one day the wife found out she was not only pregnant but expecting twin boys. The couple was extremely happy but couldnāt decide what to name them. Finally they decided that the children would do something to suggest what to name them.
After they were born one always faced towards the sea and the other faced away from the sea.
The proud parents named them Towards and Away.
When the boys were teenagers the Captain finally got his wife to let him take them out to the sea fishing.
The were supposed to go overnight, but didnāt return and the wife was very nervous. Finally after several days the captain returned. His wife ran down to greet them, but the boys werenāt with him.
The wife cried out, where are my beautiful boys. The Captain then told her that Towards had hooked a huge fish the first day. He fought it for 2 days. He then became exhausted and the fish pulled him overboard and ate him. She cried and began to ask about the other boy. The Captain interrupted her and said but you should have seen the one that got Away.
Spiritof27 wrote:
I hope you meant redear sunfish? What kinda research were they doing? Gotta show us some pictures if ya want us to believe ya. Ya know?
Spell check got me again.
The previous 3 trips in new to me NE Pennsylvania were fishless. I donāt have a boat but today I finally broke the ice. 2 pickerel 3 bass and a research sunfish. Biggest pickerel was 22ā one bass about a pound, everything else was smaller.
All are safely back in the pond.
Iāve moved from Washington state to Northeast Pennsylvania. I always had confidence on the west coast. So far the fish are winning. Itās always good to get out and I am learning each trip.
Iāll get there soon.
Fresh aggressive summers really go after the pink worms. Stale heavily fished water not so much.
Good job Ivey. Dinner is served.
8 with a couple more maybe.
Way too dark and moldy salmon. I donāt even want to touch them.
Thatās awesome, thanks for sharing.
Heās hooked for life now.
For the last several years my daughter and wife call me āOld Guyā.
Good eats there. Thanks for helping out the Veteran.