ghaynes1 wrote:
Get up knuckleheads. It's Sunday. One day left in May. First five months of 2020 has certainly been interesting if not brutal and deadly.
Another 12 hr shift then a day off Monday.
Vicki ran next door to her friend Pauline's house and frantically knocked on the door. Pauline answered and Vicki blurted out, "My husband(Spirit 27) is missing!"
The 2 women drove to the police station. They sat with a detective who asked Vicki for a description of her husband. "He's 6'4", athletic build, wavy hair, 35 years old and great with our children."
Pauline was flabbergasted. She said, "Vicki, your husband is 60, fat, bald and horrible to your kids. I know, Vicki said, but who would want him back."
Have a good one angling humanoids.
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A guy riding down the interstate when he see's a cop car with it's lights on and siren wailing behind him. He got nervous an sped up some. The cop kept following him so he went faster. And faster until he realized he couldn't outrun the cop so he stopped. The cop asked him why he sped up so much and he told the cop, "my wife ran off with a policeman and I thought you was bringin' her back"!