I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large
bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs
191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have
little to do,on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect
Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The
food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it
again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a
Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.

Well the big guy tried that with Adam and than Adam gave away a rib.

See where that got us, don't you?

Very neat flick---probably never have a chance to witness this one…absolutely awesome.

The moon, seen from the Arctic Circle, between Russia and Canada. It only lasts a few seconds, but it's worth seeing. It's a spectacular sight. Imagine that you are in a location between Canada and Russia and suddenly and for just 30 seconds, the moon appears in all its splendor and disappears before your eyes. It looks like the moon is going to collide with the earth. Even more impressive AND for just 5 seconds, a total eclipse of the sun takes place. It's unprecedented and spectacular!

The video was shot in REAL-TIME. The phenomenon happens at the “perigee”: the closest point of a heavenly body’s orbit around the Earth, where the proximity of the moon is so evident that, suddenly, we realize the great speed at which the Earth is moving. This effect is only visible once a year and lasts for just 30 seconds… Astronomers figured out those exact 30 seconds and had the cameras rolling. Fortunately, they had a clear sky. Amazing! Watch this happen on the video. Total sun eclipse is ONLY 5 seconds.

This doesn’t last long but it’s one of the neatest things I’ve ever seen. I wish I could have seen it live.
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