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Sep 26, 2023 11:43:58   #
charlykilo Loc: Garden Valley Ca
 
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large
bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs
191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have
little to do,on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect
Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The
food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it
again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a
Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.

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Sep 26, 2023 11:48:03   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
charlykilo wrote:
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large
bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs
191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have
little to do,on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect
Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The
food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it
again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a
Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was ... (show quote)


HAHAHAHA, Good one Charly.

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Sep 26, 2023 12:22:44   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
charlykilo wrote:
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large
bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs
191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have
little to do,on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect
Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The
food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it
again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a
Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was ... (show quote)


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽💥

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Sep 26, 2023 12:23:55   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
👍🏻😂👍🏻

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Sep 26, 2023 12:40:59   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
charlykilo wrote:
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large
bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs
191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have
little to do,on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect
Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The
food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it
again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a
Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was ... (show quote)


Good one Charly, That starts my after noon with a smile.

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Sep 26, 2023 12:50:42   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
charlykilo wrote:
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large
bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs
191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have
little to do,on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect
Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The
food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it
again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a
Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was ... (show quote)


LOL

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Sep 26, 2023 13:10:19   #
Jmk1955 Loc: CT
 
That’s classic 👍😀

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Sep 26, 2023 13:35:23   #
NJ219bands Loc: New Jersey
 
Ha ha

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Sep 26, 2023 13:50:45   #
dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
 
Old one but a good one

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Sep 26, 2023 14:32:17   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
charlykilo wrote:
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large
bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs
191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have
little to do,on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect
Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The
food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it
again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a
Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was ... (show quote)


Charly I just read that to my pup Chylo n she's still laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sep 26, 2023 15:33:29   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
That’s hilarious! 😆

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Sep 26, 2023 17:37:20   #
Soupup Loc: Florida. West Palm Beach
 
That’s great love it!

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Sep 26, 2023 18:16:46   #
DC Loc: Washington state
 
funny you told it well

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Sep 27, 2023 06:32:05   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Hahaha.. I can see a mental picture of the line at the store!!

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Sep 27, 2023 08:21:30   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
charlykilo wrote:
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large
bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs
191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have
little to do,on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect
Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The
food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it
again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a
Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
I can not shop at Costco anymore: Yesterday I was ... (show quote)





Great one. You got me laughing.

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