stuco--Hello,may I speak to Mr P---"
bbr--Whose calling?
stuco--This Is stuco,you have been selected to receive absolutely free a-blah,blah,blah--
bb--Let me ask you something stuco,Did you know Mr p well,were you friends?
stuco--Oh, no sir,You don't understand,I'm just calling to---
bb--(interrupting)Hold on a minute stuco.Let me bring you up to speed.You have called a homicide investigation(Hey guys,be sure you get those pictures and dust everything for prints)
Now stuco I want to ask you a few questions.First,where were you on Fri ,21st between 8 and 10?And what was the nature of your relationship with Mr P?
stuco-- I had no relationship with him,I'm really sorry to have bothered you,so I'll just get off the line
bb--Hold on stuco,unless you want to be charged with obstruction of a murder investigation,I suggest you just keep your butt on this line until I say you can get off
stuco--But you don't understand,I'm just calling to--
bbr--(interrupting)No stuco ,you don't understand,it is imperative that you keep your butt on this line.Do I make myself clear?
stuco--Would you please talk to my supervisor"
bb--I'll get to your supervisor later.Now ,where are you?
stucor--I'm at work
bb--you're at work?
stuco--yes sir
bb--Are you being sassy with me??
stuco--Nosir,I'm not
bb--Then let me put it this way stuco,If I wanted to send you a letter just where would I send it to make sure your butt gets it"\??Now,where the hell is your work?
stuco-- 40,west Central,Boise,Idaho
bb--Now tell me again,what was your relationship with Mr P?
stuco-- I have no relationship with him
bb--Hold on a second stuco(Hey Tom get me the Boise,Idaho state police on the line,tell them we are holding stuco--What did you say your last name was?
stuco-- Evans
bb-- Oh yeah,tellem we're holding stuco Evans as a material witness in a murder investigation
stuco--Oh,my God!!!
bb--Now don't get your drawers in a bind stuco,it;s just a formality.Now ,that being said,as you well know Mr P was a flaming homosexual.Now this is my question,are you telling the truth here?
Tell me how you know Mr P
stuco--I didn't know Mr P,sir
bb --Were you his lover boy stuco??Were you ever here in his home?
Now don't let me upset you stuco,but I have to ask these questions
stuco--I'm uncomfortable with these questions sir.I have never been in his house
bb--Then you would meet him somewhere else,is that right?
stuco No sir,I never met him,I'm only calling to try to make a sale
bb--Tell me again stuco,where were you on Friday,the 21st,between 8 and 10 pm?
stuco--at home with my family
bb--just once again stuco,were you Mr p's gay lover?
stuco-What kind of a question is that.of course I'm not,I have a wife and kids
bb--Okay stuco,I'll play it your way,I know that a lot of you homos are still in the closet.I'm not saying I haven't thought about it myself.you know,take a little trip to LA,have a coupla drinks,find a cute lil Mexican Midget--
stuco--This is absolutely asinine
bb--hangs up
stuco--Hello,hello???
Welcome back to the Stage stuco--I missed you
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