BadBobby, The Ladie's Man
Apr 1, 2021 08:38:37 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BadBobby walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The Ol' Feller said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
BB, seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the Ancient Mariner stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know", said BadBobby, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The Ol' Feller said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
BB, seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the Ancient Mariner stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know", said BadBobby, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
Apr 1, 2021 08:47:04 #
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby walked into a jewelry store one Friday ev... (show quote)
He is a trickster that BB. I will have to try that.
Apr 1, 2021 09:12:15 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
BadFisherman wrote:
BadBobby walked into a jewelry store one Friday ev... (show quote)
Anything to get the ladies that is badbobby.
Apr 1, 2021 09:13:57 #
Apr 1, 2021 09:39:43 #
Apr 1, 2021 11:43:04 #
Smokypig wrote:
I wonder if BB would be my life coach...
Get in line smoky, i already called dibbs.
Apr 1, 2021 19:16:14 #
Apr 1, 2021 19:21:28 #
Smokypig wrote:
You tried to dibb BB? You can't dibb that guy. BB isn't dibbable.
He doesn't know about the hand on top the bat rule.
Apr 1, 2021 21:38:47 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Smokypig wrote:
You tried to dibb BB? You can't dibb that guy. BB isn't dibbable.
Maybe not, but BB is priceless.
Apr 1, 2021 23:28:26 #
Apr 2, 2021 08:12:04 #
Smokypig wrote:
Hand on the top of the bat. Oops. Forgot about that.
Haven't heard that one in a long time.
Apr 2, 2021 11:37:40 #
Flytier wrote:
Haven't heard that one in a long time.
Sandlot rules Ft, Come on you aren't that old. HeHe
Apr 2, 2021 13:37:32 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
plumbob wrote:
Sandlot rules Ft, Come on you aren't that old. HeHe
I am that old, and FlyTier is right...even I haven't heard that one in a long, long time.
Though, BB may have started that ol' sandlot sayin'.
Apr 2, 2021 15:02:07 #
plumbob wrote:
Sandlot rules Ft, Come on you aren't that old. HeHe
Oh I know the rule, I just haven't played sandlot since I was about 12. well there was that time when I was in college with a beer game every now and then.
Apr 2, 2021 15:50:20 #
Well the body is 70 but the mind is ******** where was i going with this.
Oh that's right, younger.
Oh that's right, younger.
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