badbobby wrote:
I'll respond to that
after you explain to me what"scarw"is
anyhow Mama's been lookin at me for over 73 years
and I ain't heard her complain
yet
Well, scarw is a typo, it happens when one is hastily typing on a small cellular device, it was supposed to say "scare" but the point remains the same.
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Hey Now!!! Wishing you the best of Luck my Friend, with your attitude and aptitude, you'll do just fine ,,,,,,,,
Thanks, I scored a 65 on the Asvab it qualifies me for the Marines, but what is a perfect score I wonder.
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
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Also, I go to MEPS Tommorow and Thursday, so they'll tell me then if they'll still accept me into the Marine corp.
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
Are you ever gonna involve Doyle and Evangelina in your Halloween cookies ?
Nah, Doyle's life is a horror story.
Jarheadfishnfool wrote:
How are you healing up ?
Can't tell any difference between now and before the incident, So I'd say everything is going fine.
Here they come again, the brave ones. Another Halloween night, and the kids are back, here to prove their fearlessness. The old house's floorboards creak beneath their sneakers.Only half an hour until midnight, so I have to work fast. I start with their flashlight, blowing lightly against it, so that it flickers, but this inspires little more than a nervous giggle.Fifteen minutes until midnight. Time to take things up a notch. I hover up to the ceiling, and will my body into flesh. My every nerve is on fire, but they've given me no choice. I force drops of blood to trickle out my nose, but the boys below donโt notice. I knock against the ceiling, but they wonโt even look up."I thought this place was supposed to be haunted," says the leader. "What a joke."Five minutes until midnight. I'm running out of time. With the last of my strength, I screamโ so loud that they finally turn to look up at me. I like to think I put on a good show: I sway on an invisible noose, and the blood flows freely from my nostrils now. A couple of drops hit a skinny one with a crew cut. The boys scream and run into the night, just in time.Below me, I hear the Thing turn, its disappointment palpable. For now, it sleeps. But one day, I will fail. The boys will be too brave, and I won't scare them out in time. One day they will wake it.
USAF Major wrote:
The Oregon coach should donate his salary for that game. He lost that game not his players.
Arizona State surprised me and I really enjoyed that kid from Hawaii intercepting with 4 seconds left!
Alabama looks unbeatable. Georgia has a shot in the SEC playoff against Alabama but they couldn't give me enough points to take UGA. Glad to see Navy get off the schneid.
I'm just glad Florida got their gator tail beat by Kentucky, it was hilarious.
badbobby wrote:
hang around Henry
CDB may accidently tell a scary story
I'm gonna admit it is going to be difficult to scarw you, you have to wake up every morning and see yourself in the mirror.
badbobby wrote:
gotta admit it CDB
ya gettin better
"narrated"
biggest word I've seen you use
BF give ya thatun???
I find the sheer lack of thought on your part astounding, but it is as to be expected from you.
badbobby wrote:
you didn't survive---did you??? Oh well,we lose one here and there
who is posting for you?
BadFisherman?
Well well well, look what the cat drug in. No, I just narrated it in first person.
nutz4fish wrote:
Grump... I only knew one guy who played bagpipes, and he played in a ROCK band. They also had a flute ( like Ian Anderson type ) drums and African drums, harmonica, violin, bass, rhythm, and lead guitars, keyboard, and various percussion items. It actually worked quite well. I would hang with them in their rented warehouse, and we all lived life to the maximum. Lots of fun for all. Sadly, 3 of them got busted for dealing, and the band dissolved. Everyone got spooked and haven't gotten together for maybe 35 years, but it was a wild ride for a while. Not recommending this life style for anyone, but suited me fine back then. Thought ya might find this interesting. nutz
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There are several rock and metal bands that use the Bagpipes, AC-DC Used them once or twice, Skillet uses them occasionally.
Grumpus wrote:
Loved the story. I play the Bagpipes, not well but ok. Thing is I figured that with only 9 notes it would be a snap. WRONG. The signature note require very agile finger work. And with my sausage type fingers the signature notes keep my hands very limber which is good for my age. The breathing required is also helpful for the lungs, obviously no smoking.The practice period of at least an hour each day is mandatory to be proficient. My practice sessions set the dogs howling, the cat trying to find someplace to hide, and the neighbors wondering when will stop. The best part is that no one knows if you are doing well or just passable.
Loved the story. I play the Bagpipes, not well bu... (
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I love the Bagpipes, their my favourite instrument to listen too, but i can't play them
plumbob wrote:
Being in the same area Mistred 64 has been in touch with him. Maybe he can show him.
What happened to Fishdancer?
The doctor pulled the stethoscope ear tips out and hung the device around his neck."Mr. Weatherby, all of your tests have come back negative and my examination shows nothing abnormal."Adam knew what was coming next. "I'm not crazy, Doctor.""I'm sorry, but there is no physical reason for why you occasionally lose control of your hands. A psychologist can help...""I don't need therapy. I need answers. They seem to have a life all their own. I can't hold a job. I'm under investigation for assault. I almost killed my neighbor. This can't go on. I'll try anything at this point."After two weeks on a new medication, Adam saw no progress and grew increasingly depressed.He was convinced that despite what the doctors said, it was not a psychological problem. That night, a frustrated and angry Adam sat in a chair and drank bourbon. Drunk and hopeless, he stumbled to the garage and started the table saw, then slowly lowered his wrists toward the screaming blade.Detective Armstrong entered the garage where several uniformed officers stood over the blood-soaked body."So what do we got?" he asked, taking in the blood-splattered scene."This is a weird one, Detective.""How so?""Take a look at the body. He apparently chopped off his hands with the table saw and bled to death."Armstrong knelt down. "And?" "And we can't find his hands anywhere."