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Oct 4, 2021 09:02:59   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
The doctor pulled the stethoscope ear tips out and hung the device around his neck."Mr. Weatherby, all of your tests have come back negative and my examination shows nothing abnormal."Adam knew what was coming next. "I'm not crazy, Doctor.""I'm sorry, but there is no physical reason for why you occasionally lose control of your hands. A psychologist can help...""I don't need therapy. I need answers. They seem to have a life all their own. I can't hold a job. I'm under investigation for assault. I almost killed my neighbor. This can't go on. I'll try anything at this point."After two weeks on a new medication, Adam saw no progress and grew increasingly depressed.He was convinced that despite what the doctors said, it was not a psychological problem. That night, a frustrated and angry Adam sat in a chair and drank bourbon. Drunk and hopeless, he stumbled to the garage and started the table saw, then slowly lowered his wrists toward the screaming blade.Detective Armstrong entered the garage where several uniformed officers stood over the blood-soaked body."So what do we got?" he asked, taking in the blood-splattered scene."This is a weird one, Detective.""How so?""Take a look at the body. He apparently chopped off his hands with the table saw and bled to death."Armstrong knelt down. "And?" "And we can't find his hands anywhere."

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Oct 4, 2021 09:19:54   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Hmmm interesting πŸ€”

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Oct 4, 2021 09:21:03   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
The doctor pulled the stethoscope ear tips out and hung the device around his neck."Mr. Weatherby, all of your tests have come back negative and my examination shows nothing abnormal."Adam knew what was coming next. "I'm not crazy, Doctor.""I'm sorry, but there is no physical reason for why you occasionally lose control of your hands. A psychologist can help...""I don't need therapy. I need answers. They seem to have a life all their own. I can't hold a job. I'm under investigation for assault. I almost killed my neighbor. This can't go on. I'll try anything at this point."After two weeks on a new medication, Adam saw no progress and grew increasingly depressed.He was convinced that despite what the doctors said, it was not a psychological problem. That night, a frustrated and angry Adam sat in a chair and drank bourbon. Drunk and hopeless, he stumbled to the garage and started the table saw, then slowly lowered his wrists toward the screaming blade.Detective Armstrong entered the garage where several uniformed officers stood over the blood-soaked body."So what do we got?" he asked, taking in the blood-splattered scene."This is a weird one, Detective.""How so?""Take a look at the body. He apparently chopped off his hands with the table saw and bled to death."Armstrong knelt down. "And?" "And we can't find his hands anywhere."
The doctor pulled the stethoscope ear tips out and... (show quote)


Hands down, this will be a perplexing case.

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Oct 4, 2021 09:27:38   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Wonder if they need a hand

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Oct 4, 2021 09:29:30   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Slimshady wrote:
Wonder if they need a hand


I'll hand it to you Slim, that was a good one.

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Oct 4, 2021 09:32:03   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
Plum,I’m beginning to think we both have a sick sense of humor. But it’s fun anyway

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Oct 4, 2021 09:44:20   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
The doctor pulled the stethoscope ear tips out and hung the device around his neck."Mr. Weatherby, all of your tests have come back negative and my examination shows nothing abnormal."Adam knew what was coming next. "I'm not crazy, Doctor.""I'm sorry, but there is no physical reason for why you occasionally lose control of your hands. A psychologist can help...""I don't need therapy. I need answers. They seem to have a life all their own. I can't hold a job. I'm under investigation for assault. I almost killed my neighbor. This can't go on. I'll try anything at this point."After two weeks on a new medication, Adam saw no progress and grew increasingly depressed.He was convinced that despite what the doctors said, it was not a psychological problem. That night, a frustrated and angry Adam sat in a chair and drank bourbon. Drunk and hopeless, he stumbled to the garage and started the table saw, then slowly lowered his wrists toward the screaming blade.Detective Armstrong entered the garage where several uniformed officers stood over the blood-soaked body."So what do we got?" he asked, taking in the blood-splattered scene."This is a weird one, Detective.""How so?""Take a look at the body. He apparently chopped off his hands with the table saw and bled to death."Armstrong knelt down. "And?" "And we can't find his hands anywhere."
The doctor pulled the stethoscope ear tips out and... (show quote)

I wish Fish Dancer could see this one. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜†

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Oct 4, 2021 10:02:46   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Graywulff wrote:
I wish Fish Dancer could see this one. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜†


Being in the same area Mistred 64 has been in touch with him. Maybe he can show him.

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Oct 4, 2021 10:09:37   #
Bcmech1 Loc: Clinton Wisconsin
 
And that's where Thing came from on the Addams family

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Oct 4, 2021 10:13:24   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
plumbob wrote:
Being in the same area Mistred 64 has been in touch with him. Maybe he can show him.


What happened to Fishdancer?

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Oct 4, 2021 11:39:01   #
Blackdog Loc: Round Rock, TX
 
Slimshady wrote:
Wonder if they need a hand


LOL, You beat me to it....

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Oct 4, 2021 13:00:24   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Slimshady wrote:
Plum,I’m beginning to think we both have a sick sense of humor. But it’s fun anyway


That it is Slim. And read on we are not alone.

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Oct 4, 2021 13:01:33   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
What happened to Fishdancer?


Short story CDB, FD is working on some family concerns and has removed himself from the stage.

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Oct 4, 2021 16:59:20   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
plumbob wrote:
Short story CDB, FD is working on some family concerns and has removed himself from the stage.


Bummer. It has been quite awhile. Seems crazy he can't come on a little here and there. He moved to be a good hubby. I sure hope he is doing good.

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Oct 5, 2021 06:49:35   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
CDB, I've gotta Hand it to ya... that was one good story.... Hands down, good story....

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