The doctor pulled the stethoscope ear tips out and hung the device around his neck."Mr. Weatherby, all of your tests have come back negative and my examination shows nothing abnormal."Adam knew what was coming next. "I'm not crazy, Doctor.""I'm sorry, but there is no physical reason for why you occasionally lose control of your hands. A psychologist can help...""I don't need therapy. I need answers. They seem to have a life all their own. I can't hold a job. I'm under investigation for assault. I almost killed my neighbor. This can't go on. I'll try anything at this point."After two weeks on a new medication, Adam saw no progress and grew increasingly depressed.He was convinced that despite what the doctors said, it was not a psychological problem. That night, a frustrated and angry Adam sat in a chair and drank bourbon. Drunk and hopeless, he stumbled to the garage and started the table saw, then slowly lowered his wrists toward the screaming blade.Detective Armstrong entered the garage where several uniformed officers stood over the blood-soaked body."So what do we got?" he asked, taking in the blood-splattered scene."This is a weird one, Detective.""How so?""Take a look at the body. He apparently chopped off his hands with the table saw and bled to death."Armstrong knelt down. "And?" "And we can't find his hands anywhere."
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
The doctor pulled the stethoscope ear tips out and hung the device around his neck."Mr. Weatherby, all of your tests have come back negative and my examination shows nothing abnormal."Adam knew what was coming next. "I'm not crazy, Doctor.""I'm sorry, but there is no physical reason for why you occasionally lose control of your hands. A psychologist can help...""I don't need therapy. I need answers. They seem to have a life all their own. I can't hold a job. I'm under investigation for assault. I almost killed my neighbor. This can't go on. I'll try anything at this point."After two weeks on a new medication, Adam saw no progress and grew increasingly depressed.He was convinced that despite what the doctors said, it was not a psychological problem. That night, a frustrated and angry Adam sat in a chair and drank bourbon. Drunk and hopeless, he stumbled to the garage and started the table saw, then slowly lowered his wrists toward the screaming blade.Detective Armstrong entered the garage where several uniformed officers stood over the blood-soaked body."So what do we got?" he asked, taking in the blood-splattered scene."This is a weird one, Detective.""How so?""Take a look at the body. He apparently chopped off his hands with the table saw and bled to death."Armstrong knelt down. "And?" "And we can't find his hands anywhere."
The doctor pulled the stethoscope ear tips out and... (
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Hands down, this will be a perplexing case.
Wonder if they need a hand
Slimshady wrote:
Wonder if they need a hand
I'll hand it to you Slim, that was a good one.
Plum,Iβm beginning to think we both have a sick sense of humor. But itβs fun anyway
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
The doctor pulled the stethoscope ear tips out and hung the device around his neck."Mr. Weatherby, all of your tests have come back negative and my examination shows nothing abnormal."Adam knew what was coming next. "I'm not crazy, Doctor.""I'm sorry, but there is no physical reason for why you occasionally lose control of your hands. A psychologist can help...""I don't need therapy. I need answers. They seem to have a life all their own. I can't hold a job. I'm under investigation for assault. I almost killed my neighbor. This can't go on. I'll try anything at this point."After two weeks on a new medication, Adam saw no progress and grew increasingly depressed.He was convinced that despite what the doctors said, it was not a psychological problem. That night, a frustrated and angry Adam sat in a chair and drank bourbon. Drunk and hopeless, he stumbled to the garage and started the table saw, then slowly lowered his wrists toward the screaming blade.Detective Armstrong entered the garage where several uniformed officers stood over the blood-soaked body."So what do we got?" he asked, taking in the blood-splattered scene."This is a weird one, Detective.""How so?""Take a look at the body. He apparently chopped off his hands with the table saw and bled to death."Armstrong knelt down. "And?" "And we can't find his hands anywhere."
The doctor pulled the stethoscope ear tips out and... (
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I wish Fish Dancer could see this one. πππ
Graywulff wrote:
I wish Fish Dancer could see this one. πππ
Being in the same area Mistred 64 has been in touch with him. Maybe he can show him.
And that's where Thing came from on the Addams family
plumbob wrote:
Being in the same area Mistred 64 has been in touch with him. Maybe he can show him.
What happened to Fishdancer?
Slimshady wrote:
Wonder if they need a hand
LOL, You beat me to it....
Slimshady wrote:
Plum,Iβm beginning to think we both have a sick sense of humor. But itβs fun anyway
That it is Slim. And read on we are not alone.
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
What happened to Fishdancer?
Short story CDB, FD is working on some family concerns and has removed himself from the stage.
plumbob wrote:
Short story CDB, FD is working on some family concerns and has removed himself from the stage.
Bummer. It has been quite awhile. Seems crazy he can't come on a little here and there. He moved to be a good hubby. I sure hope he is doing good.
CDB, I've gotta Hand it to ya... that was one good story.... Hands down, good story....
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