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Jun 6, 2023 13:13:35   #
Barnacles Loc: Northern California
 
Here's another one:
Any tool or small part that is accidentally dropped while working on a car will roll to the exact geographic center under the car.

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Jun 6, 2023 16:42:15   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
plumbob wrote:
13.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

15.Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

16.Oliver's Law of Public Speaking --A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!

17.Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
13.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an op... (show quote)


Ain't that the truth! Especially the Doctor's visit!

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Jun 6, 2023 21:08:54   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Gmchief wrote:
#19. Cole’s Law - Finely shredded cabbage, some carrots, mayonnaise, maybe a dash of horseradish 😁


🤣🤣

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Jun 6, 2023 21:09:17   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
plumbob wrote:
13.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

15.Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

16.Oliver's Law of Public Speaking --A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!

17.Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
13.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an op... (show quote)
Addendum to #17: First they will new and improve it til it’s no good anymore THEN they quit making it!

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Jun 7, 2023 08:19:59   #
Bigmark Loc: Lower Alabama
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
The best Cajun restaurant west of New Orleans will close its doors for good the moment you enjoy their gumbo, and walk out. Just Sayin...RJS


RJ, I only knew of two that I truely loved. One was RJ's near Jennings and the other was in Lake Charles. It was PawPaw's. It had the best ever Catfish Courtbouillion.

BigMark

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