Unwritten laws 13 - 18
Jun 5, 2023 17:35:07 #
13.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
14.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.
15.Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
16.Oliver's Law of Public Speaking --A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!
17.Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
14.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.
15.Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
16.Oliver's Law of Public Speaking --A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!
17.Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
Jun 5, 2023 17:40:46 #
The best Cajun restaurant west of New Orleans will close its doors for good the moment you enjoy their gumbo, and walk out. Just Sayin...RJS
Jun 5, 2023 17:54:30 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
The best Cajun restaurant west of New Orleans will close its doors for good the moment you enjoy their gumbo, and walk out. Just Sayin...RJS
Amen to each and every one of these Plumb!
Jun 5, 2023 18:26:54 #
charlykilo
Loc: Garden Valley Ca
14 My dad always said Nothing is impossible if you know how. Get yourself educated.
Jun 5, 2023 18:47:25 #
charlykilo wrote:
14 My dad always said Nothing is impossible if you know how. Get yourself educated.
Einstein said "nothing is impossible. the impossible just takes longer"
Jun 5, 2023 19:32:16 #
Jun 6, 2023 05:45:59 #
Jun 6, 2023 07:31:26 #
Robert J Samples wrote:
The best Cajun restaurant west of New Orleans will close its doors for good the moment you enjoy their gumbo, and walk out. Just Sayin...RJS
Experienced that yesterday RJ. Drove an hour across town to get the best crab cakes in town. Got there at 12:30 and they were remodeling. Fortunately they had another location another 30 minutes away.
Jun 6, 2023 08:22:06 #
Gmchief
Loc: New Hampshire coast
plumbob wrote:
13.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an op... (show quote)
#19. Cole’s Law - Finely shredded cabbage, some carrots, mayonnaise, maybe a dash of horseradish 😁
Jun 6, 2023 09:16:08 #
Gmchief wrote:
#19. Cole’s Law - Finely shredded cabbage, some carrots, mayonnaise, maybe a dash of horseradish 😁
LOL
Jun 6, 2023 09:27:33 #
Jun 6, 2023 09:37:58 #
Gmchief wrote:
#19. Cole’s Law - Finely shredded cabbage, some carrots, mayonnaise, maybe a dash of horseradish 😁
Chief: Thanks, I just blew lukewarm coffee though my nose!
Jun 6, 2023 10:16:41 #
Gmchief wrote:
#19. Cole’s Law - Finely shredded cabbage, some carrots, mayonnaise, maybe a dash of horseradish 😁
It is getting near lunch time, the horseradish nice added touch.
Jun 6, 2023 10:21:32 #
charlykilo
Loc: Garden Valley Ca
ripogenu wrote:
Einstein said "nothing is impossible. the impossible just takes longer"
I cannot find an attribution to him for that quote. I think I first heard it was a Marine. No one named?
Jun 6, 2023 11:14:08 #
smitty
Loc: maine
Gmchief wrote:
#19. Cole’s Law - Finely shredded cabbage, some carrots, mayonnaise, maybe a dash of horseradish 😁
THATS funny chiefie
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