Troy was standing at the bar at the Club one night minding his own business.

Along came this obviously overweight chick came up behind him, grabbed his behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"

Troy naturally said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"

She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".

Troy said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Cost him 6 stitches...but,

When you're seventy six...............who cares?



Being a little excited that he got hit on.

Troy went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."

When you're seventy six.............who cares?



So feeling rambunctious he heads back to the Club and started talking to a young woman in the Club again.



She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

Troy said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

Cost him a fat lip, but...

When you're seventy six..............who cares?


After another failed attempt plan B was worth a try.

Troy was telling a woman in the Club about his ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

"Really" she said, "Go on then... Try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

He said, "Yesterday."

Cost him a memorable kick in the groin, but...

When you're seventy six...............who cares?



Feeling rather frustrated and wanting to release his displeasure heads on over to plum's house.

There he got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool .

Plum shouted at him so loud, he nearly fell in.

When you're seventy six...............who cares?



Having struck out at the Club and nearly drowning at the Plum's house figured he would give the Club one more try.


Upon arriving at the Club he couldn't help but notice a even bigger woman dancing on a table.

He said, "Good legs."

The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"

He said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

Cost him 6 more stitches, but...


When you're seventy six..............who cares?