Troyfrd says: " When you are 76 who cares " ?
Mar 21, 2023 09:03:37 #
Troy was standing at the bar at the Club one night minding his own business.
Along came this obviously overweight chick came up behind him, grabbed his behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
Troy naturally said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
Troy said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost him 6 stitches...but,
When you're seventy six...............who cares?
Being a little excited that he got hit on.
Troy went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you're seventy six.............who cares?
So feeling rambunctious he heads back to the Club and started talking to a young woman in the Club again.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
Troy said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
Cost him a fat lip, but...
When you're seventy six..............who cares?
After another failed attempt plan B was worth a try.
Troy was telling a woman in the Club about his ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, "Go on then... Try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
He said, "Yesterday."
Cost him a memorable kick in the groin, but...
When you're seventy six...............who cares?
Feeling rather frustrated and wanting to release his displeasure heads on over to plum's house.
There he got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool .
Plum shouted at him so loud, he nearly fell in.
When you're seventy six...............who cares?
Having struck out at the Club and nearly drowning at the Plum's house figured he would give the Club one more try.
Upon arriving at the Club he couldn't help but notice a even bigger woman dancing on a table.
He said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
He said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Cost him 6 more stitches, but...
When you're seventy six..............who cares?
Along came this obviously overweight chick came up behind him, grabbed his behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
Troy naturally said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
Troy said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost him 6 stitches...but,
When you're seventy six...............who cares?
Being a little excited that he got hit on.
Troy went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
When you're seventy six.............who cares?
So feeling rambunctious he heads back to the Club and started talking to a young woman in the Club again.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
Troy said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
Cost him a fat lip, but...
When you're seventy six..............who cares?
After another failed attempt plan B was worth a try.
Troy was telling a woman in the Club about his ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, "Go on then... Try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
He said, "Yesterday."
Cost him a memorable kick in the groin, but...
When you're seventy six...............who cares?
Feeling rather frustrated and wanting to release his displeasure heads on over to plum's house.
There he got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool .
Plum shouted at him so loud, he nearly fell in.
When you're seventy six...............who cares?
Having struck out at the Club and nearly drowning at the Plum's house figured he would give the Club one more try.
Upon arriving at the Club he couldn't help but notice a even bigger woman dancing on a table.
He said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
He said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Cost him 6 more stitches, but...
When you're seventy six..............who cares?
Mar 21, 2023 09:14:16 #
Mar 21, 2023 09:16:43 #
plumbob wrote:
Troy was standing at the bar at the Club one night... (show quote)
Way too funny! Love the way you boys bust on each other.
Mar 21, 2023 09:17:13 #
Papa Jack wrote:
Those put a smile on my face
Me too PJ. Hope the Troy makes it to 76. Might have to stop Clubbing.
Mar 21, 2023 09:19:03 #
bknecht wrote:
Way too funny! Love the way you boys bust on each other.
" bust " I speak the truth Brad. Troy's post are all made up.
Mar 21, 2023 10:19:52 #
Mar 21, 2023 10:31:46 #
Slimshady wrote:
You’re definitely on a roll today Plum. Too bad that Troy isn’t
He normally rolls out of bed around noon. And sometimes that is questionable.
Mar 21, 2023 10:36:13 #
plumbob wrote:
Troy was standing at the bar at the Club one night... (show quote)
🤣🤣🤣 👍🏽👍🏽good one Plum 🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽
Mar 21, 2023 10:51:14 #
plumbob wrote:
He normally rolls out of bed around noon. And sometimes that is questionable.
After that beating I think he's earned the right to sleep in!
Mar 21, 2023 10:53:48 #
NoCal Steve wrote:
After that beating I think he's earned the right to sleep in!
Is that sleep or pasted out?
Mar 21, 2023 13:10:37 #
fisher
Loc: whitewater,colorado
plumbob wrote:
Troy was standing at the bar at the Club one night... (show quote)
Hahahahaha...I haven't been to a bar in 20+ years but I may want to write these down...just in case. Thank you much.
Mar 21, 2023 19:18:02 #
Mar 21, 2023 19:20:35 #
dbed wrote:
Plum, Troy gonna be real upset he let you out of the shed
I can handle it Ed. He is a real softy at heart.
Where is he anyway? Must still be trying to sleep it off.
Mar 21, 2023 21:41:18 #
Mar 22, 2023 05:19:13 #
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