Go fetch me a pack of Nabs.
Southern for go get some Nabisco crackers.
And by the way it ain't Howdy, hello, what's up, Yo, or any other greeting other than HEY!!!!! Here in the south.
How are you feeling? Fair to middling
How are you doing? Hanging in there
Graywulff wrote:
“Here, hold my beer…..”
Crazier than a peach orchard boar
Hungrier than a bitch wolf with a litter of pups!
"He's busier than a cat on a tin roof "
" S**t hit the fan"
" Tighter than a frogs butt"
" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink "
" They're so poor they don't have a pot to p**s in"
" If he goes any slower he'll go backwards "
These are some that came to me. A lot those that everyone has said brought a lot of flashbacks.
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't have bumped his a// butt
That stuff is harder than woodpecker lips! We
If you're waiting on me you are backing up!
But as sharp as a bowling ball.
Redwhiteskirtfan wrote:
Pull my finger!
Had n uncle that was always pranking us kids.
Pap had a coal furnace Uncle Ed would go down in the basement open the furnace door n start hollering
Bud help me help me.
We'd run around trying to find him.
Same uncle that would take me to the pool hall.
The FUN UNCLE 😁😁
My son, daughter and I have a ongoing prank we play while in large crowds. We will call whoever is not there and say" I just called you to remind you that I hate you". It always gets astonishing results. People think it's absolutely terrible to say such a thing. We laugh and tell them that " I just said I love you"
Commander Bell out
Commander Bell wrote:
My son, daughter and I have a ongoing prank we play while in large crowds. We will call whoever is not there and say" I just called you to remind you that I hate you". It always gets astonishing results. People think it's absolutely terrible to say such a thing. We laugh and tell them that " I just said I love you"
Commander Bell out
Inside jokes are the best👍
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