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Mar 15, 2023 14:12:11   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Go fetch me a pack of Nabs.



Southern for go get some Nabisco crackers.


And by the way it ain't Howdy, hello, what's up, Yo, or any other greeting other than HEY!!!!! Here in the south.

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Mar 15, 2023 15:51:21   #
Rusch Loc: central wis
 
How are you feeling? Fair to middling

How are you doing? Hanging in there

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Mar 15, 2023 16:13:02   #
1940 Loc: Arlington wa
 
Graywulff wrote:
“Here, hold my beer…..”


Crazier than a peach orchard boar

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Mar 15, 2023 17:35:49   #
USAF Major Loc: Sea Bright, NJ
 
Hungrier than a bitch wolf with a litter of pups!

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Mar 15, 2023 17:39:12   #
Lockman54 Loc: Alliance,Oh
 
"He's busier than a cat on a tin roof "

" S**t hit the fan"

" Tighter than a frogs butt"

" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink "

" They're so poor they don't have a pot to p**s in"

" If he goes any slower he'll go backwards "

These are some that came to me. A lot those that everyone has said brought a lot of flashbacks.

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Mar 15, 2023 17:50:44   #
Foodfisher Loc: SO. Cal coast
 
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't have bumped his a// butt

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Mar 15, 2023 19:10:58   #
Fishandrods Loc: Alpine Ca foothills of San Diego
 
That stuff is harder than woodpecker lips! We

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Mar 15, 2023 19:51:44   #
Redwhiteskirtfan Loc: N C
 
If you're waiting on me you are backing up!

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Mar 15, 2023 19:52:32   #
Redwhiteskirtfan Loc: N C
 
But as sharp as a bowling ball.

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Mar 15, 2023 21:59:26   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Fishandrods wrote:
It’s so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it. A few words changed to protect the innocent


Yeah they was 🤣🤣

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Mar 15, 2023 22:09:37   #
Redwhiteskirtfan Loc: N C
 
Grizzly 17 wrote:
Yeah they was 🤣🤣



Pull my finger!

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Mar 15, 2023 22:20:34   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
ranger632 wrote:
A honest to god redneck would never use the term cool


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽

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Mar 15, 2023 22:25:42   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Redwhiteskirtfan wrote:
Pull my finger!


Had n uncle that was always pranking us kids.
Pap had a coal furnace Uncle Ed would go down in the basement open the furnace door n start hollering
Bud help me help me.
We'd run around trying to find him.
Same uncle that would take me to the pool hall.
The FUN UNCLE 😁😁

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Mar 15, 2023 22:40:38   #
Commander Bell Loc: Lafayette Indiana
 
My son, daughter and I have a ongoing prank we play while in large crowds. We will call whoever is not there and say" I just called you to remind you that I hate you". It always gets astonishing results. People think it's absolutely terrible to say such a thing. We laugh and tell them that " I just said I love you"
Commander Bell out

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Mar 15, 2023 22:56:57   #
Grizzly 17 Loc: South central Pa
 
Commander Bell wrote:
My son, daughter and I have a ongoing prank we play while in large crowds. We will call whoever is not there and say" I just called you to remind you that I hate you". It always gets astonishing results. People think it's absolutely terrible to say such a thing. We laugh and tell them that " I just said I love you"
Commander Bell out


Inside jokes are the best👍

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