You might be a Redneck
Mar 15, 2023 23:48:06 #
Mar 16, 2023 00:31:33 #
Mar 16, 2023 02:44:04 #
Bob Browning
Loc: Cascade, Wisconsin
If BS was music you'd be a brass band.
Now you know why the bear don't sh*t in the Buckwheat.
She's so ugly you'd have to tie a pork chop on her neck just to get a puppy to play with her.
If you moved any slower you'd be going backwards.
His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
If you see a turtle on a fence post someone probably put him there.
Would you jump off a bridge just because your freind did?
Your getting too big for your britches.
For two cents I'd hit ya.
It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out.
Be careful you'll put someone's eye out.
Now look what you went to work and done.
If I knew you were coming I would have baked a cake.
If your in the area drive by.
That costs an arm and a leg.
If you don't knock it off I'll put a boot where the sun don't shine.
I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
How would you like a knuckle sandwich.
I'll box your ears.
In or out your wearing out the hinges.
You make a better door than a window.
Six of one half dozen of the other.
Look what the cat drug in.
You made your bed now lay in it.
He had brass bal*s.
Don't start nothing you can't finish.
Don't get smart with me.
Sh*t and two is eight.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Like Sh*t through a tin horn.
Now you know why the bear don't sh*t in the Buckwheat.
She's so ugly you'd have to tie a pork chop on her neck just to get a puppy to play with her.
If you moved any slower you'd be going backwards.
His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
If you see a turtle on a fence post someone probably put him there.
Would you jump off a bridge just because your freind did?
Your getting too big for your britches.
For two cents I'd hit ya.
It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out.
Be careful you'll put someone's eye out.
Now look what you went to work and done.
If I knew you were coming I would have baked a cake.
If your in the area drive by.
That costs an arm and a leg.
If you don't knock it off I'll put a boot where the sun don't shine.
I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
How would you like a knuckle sandwich.
I'll box your ears.
In or out your wearing out the hinges.
You make a better door than a window.
Six of one half dozen of the other.
Look what the cat drug in.
You made your bed now lay in it.
He had brass bal*s.
Don't start nothing you can't finish.
Don't get smart with me.
Sh*t and two is eight.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Like Sh*t through a tin horn.
Mar 16, 2023 03:06:53 #
Commander Bell wrote:
What is your favorite Redneck saying?
While it may actually be a Redneck phrase, I use the term " Cool" a lot. I asked the students at Purdue if this was a outdated term. I was told that it's still used by the younger generation and to quote " Cool is still 😎 Cool
Commander Bell out
While it may actually be a Redneck phrase, I use the term " Cool" a lot. I asked the students at Purdue if this was a outdated term. I was told that it's still used by the younger generation and to quote " Cool is still 😎 Cool
Commander Bell out
That guy is dumb as a fence post!
If his brains were gas he couldn't make a flea's fart!
His oar is too short to reach the wet!
Mar 16, 2023 03:21:58 #
Bob Browning wrote:
If BS was music you'd be a brass band. br Now you... (show quote)
Yep, I know MOST of them. Couple I haven't heard before though.
Mar 16, 2023 05:22:55 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
One I have seen yet.
Don't let your alligator mouth overload your twetty bird azz
Don't let your alligator mouth overload your twetty bird azz
Mar 16, 2023 05:39:39 #
Penny pincher: Yeah he's tighter than a sack lock nuts!
He's so low he has to use a pogo stick to rub a worm's belly.
He's so dumb he couldn't find his own butt if he was sitting on both hands! 🤣
They're watching me like I'm eating a cow at a tree hugger's convention!
He's so low he has to use a pogo stick to rub a worm's belly.
He's so dumb he couldn't find his own butt if he was sitting on both hands! 🤣
They're watching me like I'm eating a cow at a tree hugger's convention!
Mar 16, 2023 08:49:45 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
saw1 wrote:
Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol. br Hotter than a 2 ... (show quote)
Heard most of them here in Nebraska
Mar 16, 2023 08:50:00 #
Mar 16, 2023 09:00:43 #
dbed
Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI
He's so dumb if his brains were dynamite he couldn't blow up a paper bag
Mar 16, 2023 10:23:51 #
Mar 16, 2023 10:51:30 #
What wrong with you boy was you born in a barn, shut the door
Mar 16, 2023 10:57:24 #
My last one, I promise: From Alexander Pope, not Red Neck but we done gone beyond that. "Be not the first by whom the new is tried nor the last to lay the old aside."
Mar 16, 2023 11:17:44 #
How about, Bob added to their name? Joe Bob, Billy Bob, Jim Bob, Ect.? Known quite a few of them. LOL
Mar 16, 2023 11:36:56 #
I am a natural Jim Bob. My given and middle name is James Robert and that was before the Waltons TV show.
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