You might be a Redneck
Mar 16, 2023 12:00:04 #
dec341 wrote:
I am a natural Jim Bob. My given and middle name is James Robert and that was before the Waltons TV show.
The ones I knew, that was their real names. Not a Nick name.
Mar 16, 2023 14:52:57 #
If it cost a nickel to go around the world I couldn't afford to go out the front gate.
Mar 16, 2023 15:04:57 #
Mar 16, 2023 16:55:54 #
Commander Bell
Loc: Lafayette Indiana
Just heard this one today
What's the matter with you? Did your blowup doll run off with your pool toy?
Commander Bell out
What's the matter with you? Did your blowup doll run off with your pool toy?
Commander Bell out
Mar 16, 2023 17:13:20 #
Bog Irish wrote:
Dang Saw: They jes' keep comin'. Say Billy Ray. Looky there. Thet feller is tryin to fit 10 pounds o' crap in a 5 pound sack. Yup, looks kinda sorter looks like a monkey f*ckin' a football. Man, it's coldern' a welldiggers hindsight in January. Don't let yer momma hear you callin' unca Willie a turtle herdin' goat roper. 'Nuff said
Yep some good uns.
I'm gonna slap a knot on your head.
I'll slap knots on your head faster than you can rub em.
I remember something that my Granddaddy always use to ask me.
He would say, " What do ya think bout rats?" I'd say I don't know how bout you? Then he would always say,
"Well, I think the one with the shortest tail gets in the hole the quickest." I'd say, "What about the one with the longest tail?" Then he'd say, "The one with the longest tail gets tha most molasses outta tha jug." Then we'd both just laugh and laugh.
Definitely from bygone times.
Mar 17, 2023 04:22:24 #
If you're perfect, let me see you walk on the water?!
You're Just like a catfish, you're talking but no one understands you!
You're the chip in my dip baby!
You're Just like a catfish, you're talking but no one understands you!
You're the chip in my dip baby!
Mar 17, 2023 14:29:22 #
Forgot one I heard from a co worker in late 60s. I was shakin like a dog sh$$$in a peach seed.
Mar 26, 2023 21:00:12 #
psyclops
Loc: East Central florida
Late to the party. Literally.
Sharp as a sack of wet mice
Stomp a mud hole in your a**
Sharp as a sack of wet mice
Stomp a mud hole in your a**
Mar 26, 2023 21:13:10 #
Grizzly 17
Loc: South central Pa
Fishandrods wrote:
Forgot one I heard from a co worker in late 60s. I was shakin like a dog sh$$$in a peach seed.
Fisheries around here it was icicles 👍
Mar 27, 2023 11:46:46 #
smitty
Loc: maine
Fishandrods wrote:
Forgot one I heard from a co worker in late 60s. I was shakin like a dog sh$$$in a peach seed.
my dad said barbed wire
Mar 27, 2023 12:11:54 #
smitty wrote:
my dad said barbed wire
The pain from the seed would leave faster.
The longer the wire the longer the pain, ouch!!
Mar 27, 2023 12:21:46 #
smitty
Loc: maine
Fishandrods wrote:
The pain from the seed would leave faster.
The longer the wire the longer the pain, ouch!!
The longer the wire the longer the pain, ouch!!
10-4 fish
Mar 27, 2023 14:33:53 #
A real Redneck at work, " Hey fellas my boots are frozen to the drilling deck again!
Noodling for catfish: oops catfish don't have fur!
Only redneck couples go parking on county roads to watch the great tarantula spider migrations.
Noodling for catfish: oops catfish don't have fur!
Only redneck couples go parking on county roads to watch the great tarantula spider migrations.
Mar 27, 2023 16:10:42 #
Forget the dog Run from the bull!!
My pickup truck is my Cadillac
My girlfriend drank my dang spit cup!
She's about to as hot as Cooter Brown!
My pickup truck is my Cadillac
My girlfriend drank my dang spit cup!
She's about to as hot as Cooter Brown!
Mar 29, 2023 10:21:08 #
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Couldn't hit my a$$ with both hands.
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