I can remember when I got married
I can remember where I got married
I just cain't remember why I got married
the four rings of marriage
engagement,wedding,suffe-ring
and endu-ring
what is a marriage hunt?
where the hunted has to pay for the license
I never knew what happiness was til I got married
then it was too late
They say that marriages are made in heaven
but then,so are thunder and lightning
What's the cure for marriage?
alcohol
What's the difference in marriage and death?
Dead guys are finally free
Getting married,the guy loses his Bacheors Degree
while the lady gets her Masters
In Hollywood marriage is successful if it
outlasts milk
THe process of marriage
finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
Love is blind
Marriage is an eye opener
At first marriage is a perfect fit
but then you need alterations
To keep your marriage happy
if you are wrong admit it
if you are right-shut up
In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens
In the second year the woman speaks and the man listens
then after that,they both speak and the neighbors listen
What is faster at transferring funds than electronic banking?
getting married
There is lot's to be said about marriage
but not in front of the children
Make love,not war
or do both,get married
I married Miss Right
I just didn't know her first name was always
That there is some funny stuff BB...a lot of it is right on the money too..lmao... I must have gotten that one in a million, bc me and my wife really rarely have issues. i know a lot of guys who complain about their wives all the time, but also wouldn't give them up for anything. To each's own I guess. Hang in there BB...maybe your suffering will end some day...
Fishin Fool 69 wrote:
That there is some funny stuff BB...a lot of it is right on the money too..lmao... I must have gotten that one in a million, bc me and my wife really rarely have issues. i know a lot of guys who complain about their wives all the time, but also wouldn't give them up for anything. To each's own I guess. Hang in there BB...maybe your suffering will end some day...
been hangin now for over72 years
just one woman
Why do married men die younger than married women? They want to.
Yea, I wouldn't take a million dollars for my wife, (really have to think on that) but wouldn't give 50 cents for another just like her!! But, She's put up with this old buzzard for 44 years and I haven't been a saint! Guess I'll keep her around, as long as The Lord allows, but gonna have to be a good'un to catch me again!!
BB - once again you hit the nail on the head
I am 55... married to her for a little over 35 years now..still want to keep her around so I guess she is one of the few and far between that I got lucky enough to catch the first time around. But on the other hand, I would not do it again no matter what. Find a good one and just live together...sounds like the best of both worlds there.
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
57 years and still no problems. Another good one, bb.
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
Hey bb, you 72 years old or been married 72 years? Either way, God bless you. saw1
The last 2 sentences say it all. But I see nothing about listening. Is that our problem? In one ear and out the other.
Larry M
Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego
Been married for 48 years now.
I've heard that it's cheaper to keep her. LOL
Took me awhile to find my keeper, used the wrong brain cells in my earlier years. Christmas Eve makes 24 for me. No where near the #'s you all have racked up, but we are trying.
My wife and I just celebrated our 40th
41 in January
She is tough and patient.
Together for 44, guess that happens when your 14 when you meet sometimes.
Met at vacation bible school.
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