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Dec 1, 2022 20:44:03   #
Dakoda Loc: Cle Elum, WA
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plum aka Harry goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.

By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says,

‘Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish.

The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I’m afraid I’ll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!’

Plum aka Harry gets really upset and refuses to give up his food.

The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.

A few minutes later the officer walks over to Plum aka Harry table and says,

‘Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I’ll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I’ll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I’ll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I’ll break one of your arms!’

Plum aka Harry calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird’s r*ctum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says,
‘Go ahead!’
Plum aka Harry goes to a restaurant and orders a c... (show quote)


That Plum is quick on his feet, at least he better be.

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Dec 2, 2022 05:04:48   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
Dakoda wrote:
That Plum is quick on his feet, at least he better be.


Yes very quick when it comes to protecting his food. He learn that when he was serving time at the State Prison. Public drunkenness and nude in public.

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Dec 2, 2022 09:17:52   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Plum aka Harry goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.

By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says,

‘Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish.

The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I’m afraid I’ll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!’

Plum aka Harry gets really upset and refuses to give up his food.

The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.

A few minutes later the officer walks over to Plum aka Harry table and says,

‘Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I’ll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I’ll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I’ll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I’ll break one of your arms!’

Plum aka Harry calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird’s r*ctum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says,
‘Go ahead!’
Plum aka Harry goes to a restaurant and orders a c... (show quote)








Good thing I had drank my coffee right before I read this. Good one. Have a good day

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Dec 2, 2022 09:19:18   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
D Tong wrote:
I love reading a good joke I sometimes will tell them to my wife the is she doesn’t get it and would ask what happened next and insist that it should be told
I love her but she is a joke killer


Sounds like my wife. No sense of humor

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Dec 2, 2022 16:44:51   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
Yes very quick when it comes to protecting his food. He learn that when he was serving time at the State Prison. Public drunkenness and nude in public.


Speaking of nude in public, I hope you don't plan on me doing the live Nativity seen again this year. Those sheep followed me back to the shed last year every night.

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Dec 2, 2022 17:31:53   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
Speaking of nude in public, I hope you don't plan on me doing the live Nativity seen again this year. Those sheep followed me back to the shed last year every night.


And we wonder why. That was another charge which I had to get you out of jail. You messing with them sheep like that. We love you and try to keep you away from those sheep. They are animals Plum. I guess it was Harry messing with them sheep like that. Now we know why the elderly lady speak like sheep. That’s her way of calling you home every night.

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Dec 2, 2022 18:05:55   #
Fireguy Loc: Alton Bay NH
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
And we wonder why. That was another charge which I had to get you out of jail. You messing with them sheep like that. We love you and try to keep you away from those sheep. They are animals Plum. I guess it was Harry messing with them sheep like that. Now we know why the elderly lady speak like sheep. That’s her way of calling you home every night.


Hmm, is that why Plum keeps Woolite in his tackle box? 🤔

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Dec 2, 2022 18:30:51   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
And we wonder why. That was another charge which I had to get you out of jail. You messing with them sheep like that. We love you and try to keep you away from those sheep. They are animals Plum. I guess it was Harry messing with them sheep like that. Now we know why the elderly lady speak like sheep. That’s her way of calling you home every night.


There is no hope Pastor, it's my animal magnetism.

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Dec 2, 2022 18:32:20   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
Fireguy wrote:
Hmm, is that why Plum keeps Woolite in his tackle box? 🤔


You already know. He really loves to feel the wool. Talking about pulling the wool over one’s head. Plum aka Harry pulls the wool all over himself.

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Dec 2, 2022 18:36:43   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Fireguy wrote:
Hmm, is that why Plum keeps Woolite in his tackle box? 🤔


Got to be prepared Fireguy, One never knows when they could be suddenly surrounded by a flock of sheep!


It would be... a lambush!!!

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Dec 2, 2022 18:38:00   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
troyfrd1 wrote:
You already know. He really loves to feel the wool. Talking about pulling the wool over one’s head. Plum aka Harry pulls the wool all over himself.


At least plum has a warm heart. Un like his landlord.

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Dec 2, 2022 18:39:09   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
There is no hope Pastor, it'd my animal magnetism.


There is hope. We are praying for you. Plum you have to want to do better within yourself. First YOU have to admit you have several issues. Drinking. Animals especially sheep, pigs, cats, cows. Now the elderly lady. I don’t know what goes on in the shed but everyone is complaining about animals and that elderly lady going in and out. Now the guy down the street who shot at you last week is saying his camel is missing. We don’t ask for much Plum but please slow down. Also please stop by when you pick up the pie tomorrow to sign these life insurance papers. We promise to put you away nice we already purchased a plot down at the animal cemetery.

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Dec 2, 2022 18:41:30   #
Jerseydevil55 Loc: South Jersey beach
 
Bet plum pudding is not on the menu?

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Dec 2, 2022 18:42:37   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
plumbob wrote:
At least plum has a warm heart. Un like his landlord.


Landlord? I never get rent. Well the elderly lady drops by sometimes and write me check but it’s all for you.

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Dec 2, 2022 18:43:45   #
troyfrd1 Loc: Hampstead,NC
 
Jerseydevil55 wrote:
Bet plum pudding is not on the menu?


No it’s sheep pudding for Plum

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