Plum aka Harry goes to the Restaurant
Dec 1, 2022 17:22:07 #
Plum aka Harry goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.
By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says,
‘Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish.
The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I’m afraid I’ll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!’
Plum aka Harry gets really upset and refuses to give up his food.
The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.
A few minutes later the officer walks over to Plum aka Harry table and says,
‘Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I’ll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I’ll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I’ll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I’ll break one of your arms!’
Plum aka Harry calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird’s r*ctum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says,
‘Go ahead!’
By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says,
‘Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish.
The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I’m afraid I’ll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!’
Plum aka Harry gets really upset and refuses to give up his food.
The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.
A few minutes later the officer walks over to Plum aka Harry table and says,
‘Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I’ll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I’ll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I’ll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I’ll break one of your arms!’
Plum aka Harry calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird’s r*ctum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says,
‘Go ahead!’
Dec 1, 2022 17:31:55 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
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Now that is funny 😁 😂 😀
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving
Dec 1, 2022 17:34:59 #
Dec 1, 2022 17:39:02 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
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I love reading a good joke I sometimes will tell them to my wife the is she doesn’t get it and would ask what happened next and insist that it should be told
I love her but she is a joke killer
Dec 1, 2022 17:40:53 #
Andy cacciatori wrote:
Now that is funny 😁 😂 😀
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving
I certainly did. Still full LOL.
Dec 1, 2022 17:41:40 #
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Dec 1, 2022 18:56:05 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
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Yum, goood chicken...🤣
Dec 1, 2022 19:07:45 #
Dec 1, 2022 19:13:31 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
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We all know that plum guy isn't wrapped to night, but I think he wouldn't have gone to that extent.
He still has one moral left even after a night of carousing and checking out the senior ladies.
Dec 1, 2022 19:18:28 #
I do not know about other states, but in Texas that might have caused Harry to get shot! Why, because the officer reported he tried to resist being arrested, Why, for stealing a chicken! Just Sayin...RJS
Dec 1, 2022 19:31:54 #
plumbob wrote:
We all know that plum guy isn't wrapped to night, but I think he wouldn't have gone to that extent.
He still has one moral left even after a night of carousing and checking out the senior ladies.
He still has one moral left even after a night of carousing and checking out the senior ladies.
See now that is Harry talking. Checking out the senior ladies. Wait until I tell the elderly lady this.
Dec 1, 2022 19:34:52 #
troyfrd1 wrote:
See now that is Harry talking. Checking out the senior ladies. Wait until I tell the elderly lady this.
Go right ahead, the 3 of us had a romping good time.
Dec 1, 2022 19:46:16 #
plumbob wrote:
Go right ahead, the 3 of us had a romping good time.
3? OMG you know none of you can survive after all that. That’s why the noise was loud
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