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Aug 31, 2022 11:33:53   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Did she find her way out of the maze

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Aug 31, 2022 11:52:18   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
CamT wrote:
Did she find her way out of the maze


The last I heard she still there 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Aug 31, 2022 13:00:40   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Gordon wrote:


Car's not the only thing a quart low.

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Aug 31, 2022 13:07:42   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Danger25 wrote:
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i cant do anything right…boo hoo…im so stupid! Ive been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle all day and I cant get it to work….whaaaaa! Im a moron! Its supposed to be a picture of a tiger but i cant do it!”

Boyfriend says- “ calm down honey….your are not stupid…let me come over and we’ll work on it together.”

He gets to his girlfriends house…takes a look at the situation and his sobbing girlfriend…and says…

Ok Honey…first of all, lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box……
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i c... (show quote)


After the last blonde i dated, no more. Asked her to step behind the car to check my blinkers while i switch left to right .

Honey i said i am turning the right blinker on is it working?

Her reply: Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No

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Aug 31, 2022 14:07:15   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
plumbob wrote:
After the last blonde i dated, no more. Asked her to step behind the car to check my blinkers while i switch left to right .

Honey i said i am turning the right blinker on is it working?

Her reply: Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No



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Aug 31, 2022 14:40:17   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
plumbob wrote:
After the last blonde i dated, no more. Asked her to step behind the car to check my blinkers while i switch left to right .

Honey i said i am turning the right blinker on is it working?

Her reply: Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No



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Aug 31, 2022 19:30:35   #
mistred64 Loc: Grayslake, illinois
 
Those were all bad but the corn maze made me laugh.

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Aug 31, 2022 20:29:41   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
plumbob wrote:
After the last blonde i dated, no more. Asked her to step behind the car to check my blinkers while i switch left to right .

Honey i said i am turning the right blinker on is it working?

Her reply: Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sep 1, 2022 06:40:32   #
bknecht Loc: Northeast pa
 
Danger25 wrote:
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i cant do anything right…boo hoo…im so stupid! Ive been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle all day and I cant get it to work….whaaaaa! Im a moron! Its supposed to be a picture of a tiger but i cant do it!”

Boyfriend says- “ calm down honey….your are not stupid…let me come over and we’ll work on it together.”

He gets to his girlfriends house…takes a look at the situation and his sobbing girlfriend…and says…

Ok Honey…first of all, lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box……
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i c... (show quote)


Good one Danger, put a big smile an this face.

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Sep 1, 2022 18:14:15   #
Namvet69 Loc: Ohio
 
Danger25 wrote:
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i cant do anything right…boo hoo…im so stupid! Ive been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle all day and I cant get it to work….whaaaaa! Im a moron! Its supposed to be a picture of a tiger but i cant do it!”

Boyfriend says- “ calm down honey….your are not stupid…let me come over and we’ll work on it together.”

He gets to his girlfriends house…takes a look at the situation and his sobbing girlfriend…and says…

Ok Honey…first of all, lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box……
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i c... (show quote)


Good one!!!

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Sep 1, 2022 20:16:56   #
Jwid Loc: Lake Killarney, Ironton, MO
 
Okay if I use that?
Promise I’ll wear a bike helmet.

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