Danger25
Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i cant do anything right…boo hoo…im so stupid! Ive been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle all day and I cant get it to work….whaaaaa! Im a moron! Its supposed to be a picture of a tiger but i cant do it!”
Boyfriend says- “ calm down honey….your are not stupid…let me come over and we’ll work on it together.”
He gets to his girlfriends house…takes a look at the situation and his sobbing girlfriend…and says…
Ok Honey…first of all, lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box……
That was good for a morning chuckle
That’s way beyond dumb 👍👍👍
Got to hand to dumb Blonde’s they make the rest of us better 👍👍👍🤣🤣
1 blond fishing the shore when another blond calls from across pond: "hey, how do you get to the other side?"
She replies: "you ARE on the other side!"
Danger25 wrote:
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i cant do anything right…boo hoo…im so stupid! Ive been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle all day and I cant get it to work….whaaaaa! Im a moron! Its supposed to be a picture of a tiger but i cant do it!”
Boyfriend says- “ calm down honey….your are not stupid…let me come over and we’ll work on it together.”
He gets to his girlfriends house…takes a look at the situation and his sobbing girlfriend…and says…
Ok Honey…first of all, lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box……
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i c... (
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That's a good laugh this morning lol
GOT MILK 😁
Truth: I know a blonde who checked her oil and couldn't find where to put the dipstick back into...she hung it in her garage and drove off...oil spurting everywhere and her engine seized! Dad put a new engine in her jeep...she wanted to take care of it, but decided against using that darn dipstick this time around. She removed the fill cap ... and "couldn't see any oil"...so she filled it the brim! Oil coming out everywhere!
Billycrap2
Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
Danger25 wrote:
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i cant do anything right…boo hoo…im so stupid! Ive been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle all day and I cant get it to work….whaaaaa! Im a moron! Its supposed to be a picture of a tiger but i cant do it!”
Boyfriend says- “ calm down honey….your are not stupid…let me come over and we’ll work on it together.”
He gets to his girlfriends house…takes a look at the situation and his sobbing girlfriend…and says…
Ok Honey…first of all, lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box……
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i c... (
show quote)
OH NO Not TONY THE TIGER 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Billycrap2
Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
Credence wrote:
Truth: I know a blonde who checked her oil and couldn't find where to put the dipstick back into...she hung it in her garage and drove off...oil spurting everywhere and her engine seized! Dad put a new engine in her jeep...she wanted to take care of it, but decided against using that darn dipstick this time around. She removed the fill cap ... and "couldn't see any oil"...so she filled it the brim! Oil coming out everywhere!
Yep smart as a door nob 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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