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Aug 31, 2022 08:43:26   #
Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
 
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i cant do anything right…boo hoo…im so stupid! Ive been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle all day and I cant get it to work….whaaaaa! Im a moron! Its supposed to be a picture of a tiger but i cant do it!”

Boyfriend says- “ calm down honey….your are not stupid…let me come over and we’ll work on it together.”

He gets to his girlfriends house…takes a look at the situation and his sobbing girlfriend…and says…

Ok Honey…first of all, lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box……

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Aug 31, 2022 08:58:07   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Danger25 wrote:
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i cant do anything right…boo hoo…im so stupid! Ive been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle all day and I cant get it to work….whaaaaa! Im a moron! Its supposed to be a picture of a tiger but i cant do it!”

Boyfriend says- “ calm down honey….your are not stupid…let me come over and we’ll work on it together.”

He gets to his girlfriends house…takes a look at the situation and his sobbing girlfriend…and says…

Ok Honey…first of all, lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box……
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i c... (show quote)


Batta BOOM!

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Aug 31, 2022 09:13:08   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
Danger25 wrote:
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i cant do anything right…boo hoo…im so stupid! Ive been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle all day and I cant get it to work….whaaaaa! Im a moron! Its supposed to be a picture of a tiger but i cant do it!”

Boyfriend says- “ calm down honey….your are not stupid…let me come over and we’ll work on it together.”

He gets to his girlfriends house…takes a look at the situation and his sobbing girlfriend…and says…

Ok Honey…first of all, lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box……
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i c... (show quote)


A good one, Danger!

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Aug 31, 2022 09:15:30   #
Slimshady Loc: Central Pennsylvania
 
That was good for a morning chuckle

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Aug 31, 2022 09:20:19   #
D Tong Loc: San Francisco,Ca
 
That’s way beyond dumb 👍👍👍
Got to hand to dumb Blonde’s they make the rest of us better 👍👍👍🤣🤣

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Aug 31, 2022 10:14:52   #
Credence Loc: Indian River Inlet 19971
 
1 blond fishing the shore when another blond calls from across pond: "hey, how do you get to the other side?"
She replies: "you ARE on the other side!"

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Aug 31, 2022 10:24:15   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Danger25 wrote:
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i cant do anything right…boo hoo…im so stupid! Ive been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle all day and I cant get it to work….whaaaaa! Im a moron! Its supposed to be a picture of a tiger but i cant do it!”

Boyfriend says- “ calm down honey….your are not stupid…let me come over and we’ll work on it together.”

He gets to his girlfriends house…takes a look at the situation and his sobbing girlfriend…and says…

Ok Honey…first of all, lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box……
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i c... (show quote)


Blonde adding oil to car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErhzpisBv1A

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Aug 31, 2022 10:28:58   #
Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio
 
Danger25 wrote:
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i cant do anything right…boo hoo…im so stupid! Ive been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle all day and I cant get it to work….whaaaaa! Im a moron! Its supposed to be a picture of a tiger but i cant do it!”

Boyfriend says- “ calm down honey….your are not stupid…let me come over and we’ll work on it together.”

He gets to his girlfriends house…takes a look at the situation and his sobbing girlfriend…and says…

Ok Honey…first of all, lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box……
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i c... (show quote)

That's a good laugh this morning lol
GOT MILK 😁

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Aug 31, 2022 10:39:58   #
Credence Loc: Indian River Inlet 19971
 
Truth: I know a blonde who checked her oil and couldn't find where to put the dipstick back into...she hung it in her garage and drove off...oil spurting everywhere and her engine seized! Dad put a new engine in her jeep...she wanted to take care of it, but decided against using that darn dipstick this time around. She removed the fill cap ... and "couldn't see any oil"...so she filled it the brim! Oil coming out everywhere!

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Aug 31, 2022 11:00:48   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Danger25 wrote:
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i cant do anything right…boo hoo…im so stupid! Ive been trying to do this jigsaw puzzle all day and I cant get it to work….whaaaaa! Im a moron! Its supposed to be a picture of a tiger but i cant do it!”

Boyfriend says- “ calm down honey….your are not stupid…let me come over and we’ll work on it together.”

He gets to his girlfriends house…takes a look at the situation and his sobbing girlfriend…and says…

Ok Honey…first of all, lets put the Frosted Flakes back in the box……
Blonde calls her boyfriend all upset, crying..”i c... (show quote)


OH NO Not TONY THE TIGER 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Aug 31, 2022 11:03:25   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
Credence wrote:
Truth: I know a blonde who checked her oil and couldn't find where to put the dipstick back into...she hung it in her garage and drove off...oil spurting everywhere and her engine seized! Dad put a new engine in her jeep...she wanted to take care of it, but decided against using that darn dipstick this time around. She removed the fill cap ... and "couldn't see any oil"...so she filled it the brim! Oil coming out everywhere!


Yep smart as a door nob 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Aug 31, 2022 11:17:10   #
Danger25 Loc: Philly/ Cape may New Jersey
 
Billycrap2 wrote:
Yep smart as a door nob 🤣🤣🤣🤣



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Aug 31, 2022 11:19:15   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Now that's funny

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Aug 31, 2022 11:21:22   #
Billycrap2 Loc: Mason county,W(BY GOD) Virginia, 🇺🇸🦅
 
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Aug 31, 2022 11:27:56   #
OJdidit Loc: Oak Creek Wisconsin
 
Gordon wrote:


Ouch!

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